tfln: mom edition

[sewoften]

✂ post a comment for your character(s) ✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own! ✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night ✂ laugh ✂ cry ✂ probably don't laugh-cry ✂ enjoy

Comments

[hostage]

You didn't stop me

[shittybirthday]

i told you it was pepper spray
you were too off your face to listen
that aint my fault

[hostage]

It was your duty to constipate it

constable it*

CONFISCATE IT**

[shittybirthday]

nope
but it did make you sober up the hard way and pretty damn fast

[ Anyway, Joel knows Jesse making typos like that can only mean one thing... ]

ugh jesus
do i even want to know what the hell kinda mess youve got yourself into now

[hostage]

NOTHING I'll handle it MYSELF

[shittybirthday]

bullshit