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It's not a problem.
[ He pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose, frowning a little - where did he leave his mask? He'd just been at the couch, it wasn't there. Hell, where were Inu's glasses? ... Nawh, those can stay missing for a while. ]
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So this is what it's like to drink so much you forget the previous day...
[Well, it was research, to a degree...]
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except randomly when his glasses are zapped away he doesn't get drawn squinting does he even care what he's looking at? who knows. ]
Isn't there at least one theory that you'll remember later?
[ when it all comes back in bits and pieces later on. anyway now heading back on out, this time to dump the duct tape and the paper... towel... ]
Do you remember where you left your glasses?
[ LOUD NOISES ]
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[No, nope, fuck yelling. It's not happening. He's dizzy from eeven attempting to yell. Inumuta groans and takes out his phone again. Yeah, he can't see for shit, but he's typing via memory. Also has his phone to read his text replies outloud, right now]
If I remembered, don't you think I would be crawling around to get to them by now?
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Then goes screw it, hits call, and waits for Inumuta to pick up.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's... he's sure calling from the living room. ]
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Did you just not read the text?
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[ Is that even unusual, he's more used to talking when he's busy... ]
Don't you have a spare pair around here somewhere? You've been in America for over a year.
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[The original pair has long since bit the dust. And it's expensive to get them cut this way specifically. Why do you think he's had the same pair for half a decade at least?]
It's alright. I'll just become like Sanageyama by blindly fumbling around until I mysteriously gain super senses.
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[ So high maintenance... that even when stripped down your glasses still stay. Iori has his phone pressed between his ear and shoulder as he moves around the living room. Is that the strap for his mask? He kneels on the chair, tugging it out of the crease.
A flash of blue goes flying by, Inumuta's glasses disturbed from where they'd slid back into the cushion. Iori's also holding a garter (???) and not his mask, but uh. Is it worth asking... ]
I think I found your glasses.
[ He's not even making a call on whose garter this is. ]
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...Did you just break them?
[He's going to double his annoyingness if his glasses are broken.]
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[ They're completely fine, now he's just fucking around. He's not romping around out here like an elephant, have some faith, grumpyass.
Iori crouches down muuuuch more slowly than if he'd been at 100%, picking up Inu's glasses and setting them on the sidetable along with the garter. ]
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[He... can half tell he's being fucked with, but still.]
I suppose I ought to invest in another pair...
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[ You'll still be squinting. He sits down on the couch, leaning over to snag his waterglass. ]
Besides, you'd have to get up to get them.
[ Sips water. Doubts the other guy's moving anytime soon. ]
Yes, you should. So when will you?
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[Even though just sitting here in bed is way nicer.]
Maybe today, if my abilities cooperate.
meanwhile these keywords kill me someone should know that
[ Really, dude, even if he were feeling supremely lazy, he does have his goku uniform and four tentacles that reach taller than Inu can. ]
Motor abilities, or something else?
i cant even find what song they belong to if its a song
[Shut up. THE POINT IS IT'D BE ANNOYING. He's just dedicated to being annoying right now.]
Something else. It's better shown than explained. But I'm not sure I can navigate it well with this headache.
'your design' by grace mitchell
Huh. Porter-granted?
[ HUP he gets himself back up again, setting down the waterglass with a clink. now he's interested enough to head back over, picking up Inumuta's glasses (... and the garter, happy morningafterblackoutdrinkgsday) and heading back toward his room. ]
i don't know what else i expected
[Could he get anything that makes him sound like more of a nerd? No.]
it's a problem when i keyword to songs i like
You graduated from stealing online [ in middle school ] to stealing from what's online.
[ okay, so he's not going to keep talking on the phone by now, but he pointedly ends the call and leaves the door partly open behind him. Inumuta gets graced with both glasses and garter dropped onto his chest. ]
that icon looks like iori is standing next to his bdsm slave and i cant stop laughing
That's not mine.
[It might be his.]
... And yes, that about summarizes it.
you mean he's not??? lmao the keywords to that one just make it worse
though it's actually pretty nice right now, all warm and... smelling like... waffles? wow. what the hell. now he's hungry. screw you, wind. ]
What does that look like in practice?
i think you mean better
I, essentially, use Google Image Search to find an item, and then "duplicate" it through my power. However, I must be really specific. To get a pair of glasses that look just like mine, I would likely need to take a photo of my existing pair, name it something very specific and put it on my blog, and then hope I come across it through GIS.
[What an extremely fucking lengthy process.]
i may mean worse-better (esp since it was not an intentional pairing)
predictive stuff is annoying when it's also wrong, but sometimes it's useful. ]
You've been here for a year, and the imPort-to-American culture seems to thrive on mimicry. Pulling it up eventually shouldn't be an issue. It's guaranteed to copy over your prescription?
[ yes these are the details he's curious about, exactitude is kind of important! so is freaking doing something about smelling waffles that is a dessert food that's not even a morning meal. ]
im *sure* it wasnt. *sure*
[THIS IS IMPORTANT OK iori will understand.]
i feel the burn of that suspicion all the way over here
Isn't that one of the inherent problems we face in justifying how we're allowed to be here? Are we displacing an equal amount of mass in each universe, to conserve what's present in both? Is the law of conservation less absolute than we suspect? Is it possible we're constructs bound to this universe alone, equally present in both moments, with time relative to its perception between both universes, moving perpendicularly to itself?
[ He crosses his arms over his chest. Hey, he's taking this seriously. ]
In the same sense, are you a conduit to matter and energy being reconstructed into the form of something you're guiding through the act of reaching out to take it? In that sense, is mass then conserved? Or do we in fact exist in an open system, where these concepts of conversation fall to the wayside in the face of a fluctuating value of total mass within our localized universe?
[ He has to ultimately spread his hands out, able to really just... shrug. He can't make that call. It's not his area of study, but even if it was, all the theoreticals need more testing than they can presently do as two hungover guys debating the potential destabilizing effect of Inumuta not paying for a back-up pair of glasses and an apple he ate once.
He shoves his hands into his pockets while his personal wind flares, giving a dramatic tousling of his hair before it settles again. ]
I'm going to need to eat if you really want to get into a debate on these kinds of theories.
[ Pointed eyebrow quirk. You getting up, Inumuta, or you planning to hang around in here? 'Cause he doesn't do breakfast in bed. In fact he's pretty much not super great at anything other than making edible things for the sake of consuming calories to burn. Ira's the real cook around here... he has presentation and the rest down to pat. ]
good, feel the burn. also we should make this thread canon.
hahaha yes, we can port it over and figure out a timeline (maybe post swearing ins)
yes
/thumbs up
i didnt forget about this ok!!
shhh i believe you
and then i DECIDED IT'S 3AM, IM ENDING THIS THREAD