tfln: mom edition

[sewoften]

✂ post a comment for your character(s) ✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own! ✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night ✂ laugh ✂ cry ✂ probably don't laugh-cry ✂ enjoy

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oh come on stop flip-flopping so much

[deadtective]

How do you know what he can and can't do, you've never met him!

[at least she hopes so, fucking christ is she in for it if this guy actually knows Josuke.

SHE LIKES KANGMO ENOUGH TO SAVE HIS LIFE BUT NOT ENOUGH TO GET HER ACTUAL BEST FRIEND INVOLVED IN THIS SORRY]

i am like a fish out of water

[sewoften]

[ Oh for the love of anything worth loving in the first place - Iori pulls a hand off Kangmo and pulls at his lapel, turning it up and activating his regalia. He needs more "hands" on the situation, and to free up the idiot who probably got every single one of them into this.

Hazel.

So one magical girl transformation sequence with lots of sparkles, Doc Oc and Spawn's lovechild is all right there on the spot and still crouched over Kangmo. Iori aims a glare at Hazel, now from behind a green facemask. ]

I don't care who you call, but call someone who can heal right now.

glub glub

[deadtective]

[oh, what the hell. Hazel doesn't need to hold onto Kangmo now, which means that she's free to throw her hands up in the air in a combination of unimpressment and release of any responsibility for how stupid this situation is getting. she's finished here.]

You seem to have this pretty well in hand as it is!

[BUT SHE'S STILL NOT CALLING ANYONE OK DEAL WITH IT]

[sewoften]

[ wow hazel hope you weren't planning to leave because four tentacles are not needed for kangmo so TWO ARE ON YOU GIRL

mostly holding you up because fffffffffff ]

Meaning my hands are full, leaving you in charge of calling.

[deadtective]

[SHE WASN'T EVEN GETTING UP YOU BITCH

DON'T EXPECT A FUCKING TIP]

I'm not calling and you can't make me!

[sewoften]

...

[ look so they can access the network mentally guess what he's doing right now

posting to the network asking who knows someone of hazel's description and also they need medical help immediately

and then he looks at hazel

hazel you are now on the network by mental feed good work ]

Lovely what a mental link to the Network can do for you.

[deadtective]

[it is good work, because there is no way anyone is going to be able to parse this post with the amount of shrill and nonstop mental screeching Hazel is currently doing. YOU HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE, IORI

she is also squirming like there's no tomorrow in his grip, and is not above breaking her own limbs in order to get out. you have been warned.]

I don't think so!

[sewoften]

[ IT'S ALREADY DONE HAZEL plus he ended the live feed, and the video switch was only at the end for a confirmation on what she looked like

so now he waits for a response because

das what happens

he will be impressed if she's literally breaking her shoulders because that's all he's holding her by and he's NOT TRYING THAT HARD TO KEEP HER

he's noodles he's not like, the brawn guy ]

Thankfully, your thoughts aren't necessary on the subject.

[deadtective]

That's it, I'm done, he can fucking bleed to death!

[well good, that means she'll be able to get out without having to resort to that or power nulling. because if Hazel's loud mental yelling can't stop this guy, she's getting the fuck out of here.

NO WAY IS SHE HANGING AROUND FOR SOMEONE WHO RECOGNIZES HER TO SHOW UP]

[sewoften]

[ Yeah basically just... pull yourself free. He got the "video" feed he wanted, you are now immortalized on network.

So it's not like... the people who know you... won't be able to find you later... ]

Based on the responses... I don't think he will be. [ Then rather curtly: ] You're excused.

[ SO LEAVE look he even lets go and goes to ignoring her ridiculous self ]

[deadtective]

[hahahahaha her friends are never going to find her she's leaving what is probably her own house and hopping on the first bus to Fucking Nowhere, Midwest that she can get a ticket for.

NO ONE CAN DEFEAT HEEEEER]

Yeah, whatever. See if I don't just go spelunking with a kitchen knife by myself the next time this happens!

[SHOUTING AS SHE PREPARES TO FUCK OFF AH YES SO MATURE]

[sewoften]

[ and then they asked their father joseph joestar to track down their missing friend and hazel you are the worst at judging other people's capacities aren't you ]

If you do, don't text me about it.

[deadtective]

[she thinks Joseph is a drag queen stripper what the fuck do you think the answer to that question is.]

I'm going to snapchat it right to you.

[sewoften]

[ that hazel is going to have a hell of a lot of steep learning curves she may possibly decide to ignore???! ]

I'm blocking your number, Hazel.

[ too bad he won't block everyone else but LOOK THE NETWORK PRODUCED AN IDENTITY HA...HA........ ]

[deadtective]

[pretty much. friendship is truly the one-two punch you never see coming!]

Like that's going to stop me!

[NOT EVEN YOU KNOWING HER NAME CAN STOP HER]

[sewoften]

[ he knows realistically that there's a chance he can't get inumuta to do this but whatever he'll deal with that some other day

regardless he's brain talking to the network and now ignoring hazel BYE ]