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The Headcanon Meme

I. Post with your character. If you've got a bunch, consider doing a catch-all under one header.

II. Poke other characters with questions. Ask about their childhood, crushes, their thoughts on game events. Anything you can imagine.

III. Answer questions people have left for you with your headcanon, or canon if it's been covered there.

IV. Feel free to go into as much or as little detail as you want.

Comments

[tadeadshi]

jaime what is the most embarrassing big brother thing you've had to do for family

[khajidont]

STROLLS IN LATE

okay here's what I want you to imagine, Jack. Milagro's finally reached Kindergarten, and she's finally made her first friends! A gaggle of girls wind up coming over to the Reyes house, and everything's fine underneath his mother's watchful eye; he can mostly stay in his room while the girls hog the TV. EASY PEASY.

but then there's some sort of emergency at the garage, and up comes his mother saying, mijo, can't you watch them for just fifteen minutes? I'll be right back

and young Jaime takes a duty like looking after a bunch of munchkins Very Seriously, because it was bestowed upon him from the greatest authority, and how hard could it be? He's very aware that he doesn't want to be the angry older brother to scare off his baby sister's first friends, so he lets them outside to play dress-up with the plethora of outfits that his mother will never wear again (she is a nurse, and is relegated to runners and comfy clothing for 99% of her life, tyvm) and everything's fine, except for the fact that he wasn't aware that it's not just milagro

all little girls are actually demons who are very, very good at looking cute and innocent, who will take a mile when given an inch, and he winds up sort of desperately sitting there as the girls have their way with him instead. this is how the entire neighborhood saw a preteen jaime with stubby little braids in his hair, lipstick smashed up against his cheek, and a feathered boa around his shoulders.

(he only managed to get them back in line after one of them cut off a chunk of his hair. you'd better be grateful, milagro.)