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The Headcanon Meme

I. Post with your character. If you've got a bunch, consider doing a catch-all under one header.

II. Poke other characters with questions. Ask about their childhood, crushes, their thoughts on game events. Anything you can imagine.

III. Answer questions people have left for you with your headcanon, or canon if it's been covered there.

IV. Feel free to go into as much or as little detail as you want.

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Walter White | Breaking Bad

[kingpawn]

[aggressiveapathy]

Do you miss teaching?

[kingpawn]

Funny that you ask because I just signed up to teach chemistry at Xavier's. Miss is a strong word, but it's something I'm good at.

[aggressiveapathy]

What. You don't like it?

[kingpawn]

It's rewarding in its own way. I enjoy teaching people who are receptive. The ones who want to learn. But when it comes to teenagers these days, most have a genuine lack of interest in pretty much anything.

[aggressiveapathy]

Oh my god. You are so old.

[resipiscent]

does walt like animals

[kingpawn]

Yes! I headcanon that he's had a dog or two in his lifetime, but because Walter Jr. did have so many problems with the cerebral palsy growing up, they had to get rid of the dog because they simply couldn't afford it + the dog played a little too rough with Junior.

Now Walt just keeps Jesse as his pet dog, haha.

[shittybirthday]

how would walt feel if skyler or walt jnr showed up in MoM? (or holly!)

how would walt feel if gus showed up?

how would walt feel if tuco showed up?

and

five things walt actually likes about jesse

[kingpawn]

1.) If any members of Walt's family showed up, Walt would be overcome with guilt. But I think he might also view it as a second chance. For either Skyler or Walt Jr., Walt would probably immediately quit cooking meth (or try to depending on how deep he gets), sever his ties with all the people associated with him as Heisenberg, and try to find his place in their world again -- even if they came from the point in time where they both hated him/he had ruined their lives. He lost them back home, so this world is his chance to make it right.

Of course we know how Walt fucks everything up, so I have no doubt he'd fail at it. But he would at least try to put his family back together because he feels he owes it to them!

If it was Holly who showed up, though, I think Walt would still cook meth because he wants to be able to raise his baby as comfortably as possible (and she won't judge him for his poor choices until she gets older at least!)

2.) Oh man. If Gus showed up, Walt's paranoia would go through the ROOF. He would also be so pissed. He went to great lengths to kill Gus back home, and he did the one thing that would ultimately tear him and Jesse apart just to get Jesse on his side. So Gus showing up alive and well would make all of that for nothing. Walt very likely would put all of his time and energy into trying to kill Gus again.

3.) LOL TUCO. I think Walt would just be like 'oh god....you of all people?!?!' But Tuco is pretty easily dealt with. Walt is smarter and calmer than him. He would be confident that he could think up a solution for getting rid of Tuco, so he wouldn't be terribly worried.

4.) Haha oh wow this one is hard. I think Walt likes a lot of things about Jesse, even though Jesse drives him fucking crazy. I'd say he likes his loyalty, his willingness to learn (unlike in high school when it was like pulling teeth!), the fact that Jesse was able to handle the business on his own (even though Walt's prideful as hell and it's just as much a blow to his ego as it is something he admires), their conversations (when they're just having casual banter. Jesse can be an idiot, but Walt is pretty fond of that), and I think what Walt likes the most is how Jesse has seemed to step into the role of son because really, Jesse is exactly the sort of son Walt wishes he could have had.

[hostage]

In a scenario where Walt gets everything he wants... What does that entail?

[kingpawn]

WALT DIES. THE END.

But no. Seriously. Getting everything he wants right now would probably just mean getting Jesse. In this perfect scenario, Jesse would stay the way he is now and would never find out about Walt poisoning Brock. They would rise to the top of their little drug empire, gain fame and notoriety in the underworld, probably kill Penguin and find someone else who was more easily controlled to distribute their meth.

Hank would remain alive and oblivious for as long as possible. Walt would have gotten revenge on both Crane AND Chilton for what they did to him. And Walt would have his wife and kids here, giving him the opportunity to put his family back together after having destroyed it so thoroughly back home.

But ultimately, it would be all about Jesse and making sure he never, ever hates Walt. :'(

[hostage]

Walt... chill...

[restingstitchface]

Who does Walt see as his best friend? His worst enemy?

[kingpawn]

Jesse Pinkman! For both. Jesse is without a doubt the most important person in Walt's life here. They're partners and will always be partners. However, Walt also knows in the back of his mind that Jesse turns on him in the future. And when that happens, Jesse becomes the greatest enemy Walt would ever face.

But if you mean imPort-wise, right now Walt's best imPort friend is Chilton. (s-sob) and his worst enemy is a tie between Crane and Will Graham.