Some things are best kept secret.

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The Headcanon Meme

I. Post with your character. If you've got a bunch, consider doing a catch-all under one header.

II. Poke other characters with questions. Ask about their childhood, crushes, their thoughts on game events. Anything you can imagine.

III. Answer questions people have left for you with your headcanon, or canon if it's been covered there.

IV. Feel free to go into as much or as little detail as you want.

Comments

[nostalgiabomb]

One big difference between a canon Peter and an Earth-raised Peter would mostly be in his generosity. If his mother survived, she would have praised him for his kindness, his willingness to help others, while the Ravager lifestyle had tried to stamp it out of him. He'd still be a goofball, though. That's more or less guaranteed.

In all likelihood, since he kind of makes his life at being a goofball, he'd probably channel that into something creative, like acting. He'd probably have minor roles for a while, then land something on a TV show. Then against all the odds, he'd have a breakout hit where he starred as a dashing leading man in a sci-fi super hero movie with a quirky cast. He'd bulk up, and the world would realize he's actually very talented and--

Shit that's Chris Pratt.