fridgeflower: (A certain fondness.)
Laurie Collins ([personal profile] fridgeflower) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior2015-08-09 11:45 pm

you you you. who do you love?

the RELATIONSHIP TABLE meme



Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Alternatively: befriending, allying with, etc.)

Put their names together for organizational purposes.

List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.

Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.

Check back, see if you're datable, react accordingly. Nobody's late.

Use Ye Olde Code (olesia's??) to help you out.


hostage: (accommodating ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2015-08-10 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd date you.

You know...

If I wasn't a hundred percent sure I'd end up killing you.
tucky: (sixteen men on a dead Dodge Dart)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-08-10 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You're confusing to me.

I'd fall for you.
hostage: (tolerant ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2015-08-10 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd fall for you, too. That's the problem. I'm dangerous for you.
tucky: (I'm a danger to myself and others)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-08-10 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'm getting real close to saying "I don't care about that". You keep saying all these nice things to me.
hostage: (mellow ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2015-08-10 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, Tiff. You can do a hell of a lot better. I won't be the last guy who ever says something nice to you.
tucky: (I like to surround myself with people)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-08-10 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You might be the last who knows what kind of person I am and still says nice stuff to me.
hostage: (innocent ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2015-08-10 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt that, too.
tucky: (well‚ that just makes me perspire)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-08-10 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm.

Well hey, listen, you don't got to worry about me stalking you or begging you to go out with me or... whatever. I ain't that kind of girl.
hostage: (casual ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2015-08-10 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't really worried about it. No girl's ever done that to me before.

[Mr. White, on the other hand...]
tucky: (I don't believe in one-way streets)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-08-10 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Do a lot of girls tell you they could fall for you?

... They probably do.
hostage: (frowning ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2015-08-10 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, no... They usually sleep with me when they get the chance then don't call me again.
tucky: (she's SORT OF ALIVE!)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-08-10 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So I switched it around? I turned you down for sex but would call you again?
hostage: (grinning ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2015-08-10 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You did. That's so weird.
tucky: (I'm the boogeyman with a teleprompter)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-08-10 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a weird and unique kind of person!

And if you ever change your mind, you know where to call.
hostage: (sweet ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2015-08-10 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll remember that.
tucky: (I need to borrow the butt of your gun)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-08-10 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Good.

You deserve somebody if you want it. Go for that sexy supermodel, maybe.
hostage: (neutral ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2015-08-10 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering my circumstances, I think I'm gonna have to keep things casual no matter what.
tucky: (I want to decide who lives and who dies)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-08-10 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's sad, Jesse.
hostage: (jaded ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2015-08-10 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. There's worse things in the world.
tucky: (have you seen my hunting rifle?)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-08-10 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. But I still feel sad for you.