etcelsior | you you you. who do you love?

NAME	PROS	CONS
GOGO TOMAGO	❤really smokin hot ❤super way cool ❤loves going fast ❤thinks about my powers and stuff ❤fun to hang out with ❤thinks i'm cool	☠may not want to date a guy who likes someone else already ☠may not want to stay here ☠might have a thing for tasha idk
TERESA	❤way cute ❤fun to hang with ❤won't ever have to seriously talk about feelings	☠likes somebody else ☠seems to have issues with stuff ☠doesn't wanna date anyhow/allergic to fake dating
RAMIR	❤pretty damn hot ❤would totally make out with me for hours probably ❤MIGHT GET NAKED WITH ME??? YES ❤TOUCHED MY BUTT ❤won't judge me if i wanna do bad stuff	☠probably not into the picket fence and kids thing ☠POSSIBLY MAFIA??? PROBABLY MAFIA. ☠may require doing bad stuff on the regular
ROBIN	❤my ultimate bro ❤already knows everything about me ❤thinks about my powers and gets me food ❤hilarious even when super annoying ❤always has my back ❤thinks i'm awesome ❤laughs at all my jokes ❤has literally saved my life like two dozen times ❤i want him around the rest of my life anyway so...	☠is a guy ☠LITERALLY THAT'S THE ONLY THING, GOD I HATE MYSELF

PERHAPS MORE LATER wally would like to date most people he meets that are vaguely in his age bracket

NAME	PROS	CONS
Wally	Funny Ridiculously smart major nerd fun to tease can keep up with me no but have you SEEN him run seriously, the science is awe inspiring Unexpectedly sweet at the right times this list would be too long if I said everything he's done for me cares so much for his friends	human garbage disposal talking with his mouth full multi texting me song lyrics in the middle of the night Journey would probably have to share him with Robin
Tadashi	The nicest person you'd ever meet	The dumbest person you'd ever meet would never know we're dating would kinda be like dating a brother at this point never again
Wasabi	Warm bear hugs clean house fun to tease	too organized a little like dating family would drive each other mad if we tried to live together
Kaneda	Sick bike bro	Everything else

There could probably be more if I felt like it. ~~Okay, I had to stretch a little so this list wasn't just Wally, s-shut up. She doesn't attach easily, okay?~~ I'm likely missing a few, but you know me. I'm terrible at these.

NAME	PROS	CONS
CISCO	- hot - really cute and adorable - fun to talk to and hang out with - danced with me - flirted with me - wanted my number	- is Spanish, and that's intimidating - is a genius, and that's intimidating - might think I'm dumb - doesn't know I was in prison and would maybe not want to be my friend if he did - doesn't know I used to be on drugs and would maybe not want to be my friend if he did - doesn't know about any of the bad stuff I did and would maybe hate me if he did - too good for me
EGGSY	- hot - fun to talk to and hang out with - all suave and charming - danced with me - flirted with me - taught me a cool code	- is from England, and that's intimidating - doesn't know I was in prison and would maybe not want to be my friend if he did - doesn't know I used to be on drugs and would maybe not want to be my friend if he did - doesn't know abut any of the bad stuff I did and would maybe hate me if he did - too good for me
JESSE	- hot - fun to talk to and hang out with - sweet - good listener - good friend - I know him a lot better than I know any other cute guy here - took me to Disney - kissed me once and it was fast but nice - wanted to have sex with me - knows I was in prison and still wants to be my friend - knows I used to be on drugs and still wants to be my friend - knows about some of the bad stuff I did and doesn't hate me - gets me	- doesn't know about all the bad stuff I did and would maybe hate me if he did - not interested in dating me - too good for me
TORO	- hot - really cute and adorable - fun to talk to and hang out with - took me on a couple dates and they were really nice - danced with me - flirts with me - said that he thinks I can make up for whatever bad stuff I did	- is from the past, and that's intimidating - doesn't know I was in prison and would maybe not want to be my friend if he did - doesn't know I used to be on drugs and would maybe not want to be my friend if he did - doesn't know about any of the bad stuff I did and would maybe hate me if he did - too good for me

Edited 2015-08-10 06:18 (UTC)

LMFAO LETS TRY THIS AGAIN when we did it in CDC we did it backwards. or i remembered it backwards. idefk. :'D my baaaad

NAME	PROS	CONS
Teresa	- it's Teresa - so, everything basically - smart - funny - gorgeous - gets it. gets everything. - better than me at pretty much everything - better than most people at pretty much everything - selfless, compassionate, sacrificing - i like her hands. i don't know, they're just nice. - first friend, best friend, safest place i've ever had - kicks some serious ass	- the future - the past

Edited 2015-08-10 06:32 (UTC)

NAME	PROS	CONS
LITERALLY ANY BOY AGE 12-14	-cute -probably definitely wants to hold hands -yes	-possibly a bunch of gnomes stacked on top of each other? -there are no other cons -♥boys♥
LITERALLY ANY BOY AGE 15+	-probably super dreamy -mature -great hair	-grunkle stan explained the divide by 2 and add 7 rule :(

NAME	PROS	CONS
THOMAS	✓ likes the same stuff ✓ understands the trauma thing ✓ likes walks ✓ friends in common ✓ looks like stiles ✓ lives down the hall	✗ 110% sure he loves teresa ✗ grey's best friend ✗ looks like stiles ✗ sleeps in a cheeseburger ✗ doesn't understand flowers ✗ probably doesn't understand dating ✗ mostly teresa
TERESA	✓ um look at her ✓ bonnie & clyde adventures ✓ trauma friends ✓ great sense of humor	✗ see: thomas ✗ reminds me of marissa
JEFF WINGER	✓ LOOK AT HIM	✗ LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE
BARRY ALLEN	✓ very cute ✓ very funny ✓ seems very smart ✓ around my age? ✓ appreciates the classics	✗ barely know him; work on that
CLARY FRAY	✓ pretty, sweet, kind ✓ offered to punch people for me ✓ would join a gang for ✓ funny as heck ✓ genuinely nice to me ✓ age appropriate	✗ heterosexuality as a whole.
SYLAR	✓ sarcastic sense of humor ✓ very intelligent ✓ look at that jawline	✗ serial killer ✗ will would have a heart attack ✗ and possibly murder him ✗ serial killer ✗ kills people serially ✗ death, deathiness, death-like symptoms ✗ eyebrow game stronger than mine

NAME	PROS	CONS
Tiffany	+ the sweetest girl ever + got a ton of stuff in common (meth) + seriously cute	- religion might be a big thing - I would definitely ruin her life (meth) - too good for me
Sarah	+(+++) MILF + doesn't put up with shit + seems like a badass	- we talked like once - I totally blew it - she doesn't even like me (?)
Elsa	+ experienced and hot as fuck + totally fun to party with + knows what she wants	- not looking to get serious - probably kills a lot of people on the regular - already fucking me so what else would she want?
Bela	+ looks like a goddamn supermodel + cat burglar or some shit + totally into me	- probably gonna realize she can do better - she's a thief and I'm a millionaire - might be playing me
Harley	+ hot in a really kinky way + amazing sense of humor + gives really great massages	- might be sleeping with my boss - I'd be a downer - she's definitely killed a lot of people
Joel	+ we're raising a kid together + we're in the same line of work + so hot I turned gay for him	- he beats the shit out of me all the time - I'm his boss and that's sexual harassment for sure - actually the devil turned me gay for him
Mr. White	+ I would die for him + he actually literally died for me + the only person who ever loved me (?)	- he's a manipulative life-ruiner - almost everything else is a lie - evil on every single level like what the fuck

NAME	PROS	CONS
JESSE	✓ we get along, i suppose ✓ would protect ellie with his life ✓ shuts up when i tell him to ✓ i've met worse ✓ i don't trust anyone else ✓ already banging	✗ can be annoying as hell ✗ pretty sure ellie loves him ✗ too emotional ✗ fidgets way too much ✗ half my age ✗ i'm not gay
WALTER WHITE	✓ there are no pros	✗ fucking weirdo ✗ seems like a psycho ✗ i'm not gay
JOHN WATSON	✓ doctors are useful?	✗ pedantic asshole ✗ i'm not gay
FREDERICK CHILTON	✓ no	✗ who the fuck would want to date that asshole ✗ utter quack ✗ i'm not gay
RICK GRIMES	✓ useful in an apocalypse	✗ i'm not gay

NAME	PROS	CONS
THOMAS	Knows me better than anyone Can talk to me in my head Doesn't mind me being clingy Is kind of also clingy Likes being scruffy Already knows everything I was and doesn't judge me for it Willing to be the leader Unregistered Sensible and clever Reminds me of a younger Curtis	He has a thing with Teresa Kind of young?? Not into guys in any case
ANDREW WARNER	Friendly and nice Never seems uncomfortable Likes talking to people Doesn't mind that I can't talk to people Thinks tattoos are beautiful Actually said they were beautiful Seriously attractive - scruffy looking, beard, nice eyes Interesting powers, hint of danger at full moon?? Not a bad thing	Possibly an addict? Doesn't know I killed people, probably wouldn't like it Have yet to find other cons
JONATHAN JOESTAR	Completely ridiculously beautiful Seriously, have you seen him? Makes flowers grow with his powers Unbelievably kind and warm Friendly Likes animals Not judgmental Actual ray of sunshine	Still in love with his wife, unlikely to date Probably not into men There are no other cons, he is wonderful
WILL GRAHAM	Friendly and caring Father figure Knows everything that needs to be known about Unfrozen Earth Likes boats Likes dogs Likes flowers Gives good advice Is constantly comforting and empathetic, how does he do that?! Reminds me of Gilliam	Married to April Probably not into men Abigail's dad Doesn't know I killed people, probably wouldn't like it Supportive of the Government?? It would probably be weird?? It's weird that it feels weird
ATHOS	Honourable and kind Father figure Scruffy looking Protective Definitely a leader type Wants to help people Likes horses Knows I killed people, is okay with it	Registered Definitely an addict Not sure if into men?

Edited 2015-08-10 11:59 (UTC)

NAME	PROS	CONS
Everyone here	-Most of you are probably really nice -Some of you are probably in his age rage, or close enough to not violate the Standard Age Gap Creepiness Rule -There has to be SOME overlap between those on the Venn diagram it's just basic probability	-None of you are Roll -Seriously that is the primary dealbreaker here -Sorry folks his tiny AI heart is taken -Lest we forget, TWELVE YEARS OLD

NAME	PROS	CONS
TRICKSTER	+ already sleeping with him + fun & funny + hot + INFINITE TOYS AND CANDY	- fatally allergic to genuine feelings
ROBERT	+ nice to me. like, really actually nice. + only a little bit surprised if I say smart things	- not good enough for him APPARENTLY - does his penis even work
JESSE	+ such a sweetie + good company + apparently dependable in emergency	- maybe not while I'm trying to seduce his boss
EDDIE	+ rogues b4 hoes + actually pretty handsome, but would be extremely smug about being told so + ♥ puns ♥ + won't have that awkward "so about my criminal record" talk	- probably has standards - too smart for me
CRANE	+ who let him have such a dumb pretty face ugh + WHY IS UNETHICAL SCIENCE SO HOT	- NOPE.
LUCIFER	+ pretty funny	- ACTUALLY SATAN - do not trust him about turtles
SUPERMAN	+ MMM BEEFCAKE	- morals :(
BRUCE WAYNE	+ hot + rich + dumb, but in the sweet way, like a puppy	- maybe not as rich as before? - might be serial killer out for revenge in complicated identity theft plot. CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE.
RHYS	+ cute + already put my hand down his pants	- only talked to him like twice - seems fragile

NAME	PROS	CONS
LUCIFER	✓ hot ✓ super powerful like holy shit ✓ sucking up to the boss never hurt anyone ✓ understands me... a lot	✗ sometimes tortures me with holy weapons ✗ generally abusive ✗ could destroy me with a word and not in a fun sexy way
ELSA BRANDT	✓ hot ✓ already banging ✓ great in bed ✓ likes a lot of the same things I like ✓ basically living together ✓ accepts me even though my cat form is really ugly ✓ belly scratches when I'm a cat ✓ very chill ✓ doesn't expect monogamy ✓ made a deal to avenge my eventual death when my bullshit finally catches up with me ✓ horrible person, full of sin	✗ sometimes a bitch about Lucifer ✗ could kill me a little too easily for my comfort ✗ that's especially an issue as I have a knack for pissing people off
CHILTON	✓ hot ✓ totally wants the Demon ✓ sucking up to the boss never hurt anyone ✓ the way he tries to resist his urges is really cute ✓ I am enticed by the challenge ✓ fun to play with, maybe also to eat	✗ really full of himself ✗ thinks he's smarter than me ✗ Raina
RAINA	✓ hot ✓ probably a horrible person too ✓ inhuman	✗ what a bitch ✗ seriously ✗ calm down ✗ live a little
JEFF	✓ hot ✓ loose morals ✓ can I touch your abs?	✗ apparently heterosexual ✗ that's really lame ✗ come on, just give it a try
ANDREW WARNER	✓ hot ✓ kinky ✓ werewolf ✓ what more can I say? the cute accent helps	✗ might actually be a good person... maybe ✗ so upbeat
REGGIE MANTLE	✓ hot ✓ such inner turmoil. I like that. ✓ pretends not to want it but then totally wants it. ✓ I get to make him admit he wants it	✗ whiny ✗ just stop talking
DORIAN GRAY	✓ hot ✓ kinky ✓ maybe as bad of a person as I am ✓ again with the accent	✗ dumped me ✗ all sappy and smitten, wow gross, ew ✗ seriously what a turn-off
NYSROG	✓ hot ✓ a demon like me. well... sort of. not like me at all. demon eel. ✓ mysterious and creepy. that's exciting.	✗ doesn't seem into it ✗ so I'm not really interested either
WILL GRAHAM	✓ hot ✓ crooked cop, that's kind of hot ✓ maybe a bad person judging by this blackmail and his creepy cannibal lover from back home ✓ nice butt	✗ he's a pig. oink oink. not that into bacon ✗ haven't got any hints he's into it. meh
TOBIAS MATTHEWS	✓ hot ✓ fangs. yes. yes please ✓ so posh but so easy to tempt into monstrous hunger. I like that in a man.	✗ sappy romantic. fucking gross. ✗ whiny. ✗ took dorian from me. ✗ a vampire who does monogamy? are you serious? ✗ that's honestly so weird. ✗ what's wrong with you?
JESSE PINKMAN	✓ n/a	✗ gross
KITTY JONES	✓ hot ✓ I'd like to corrupt those good morals ✓ some kind of witch or something. tell me more.	✗ such a good person. oh my god the Social Concern. dial it back a little. ✗ you really want to overthrow Hell? good luck, sweetheart. ✗ maybe if I just agree and play the sympathy card... but that's dull.
JONATHAN CRANE	✓ hot ✓ those fucking cheekbones slay me ✓ just shut up and look at me with those eyes	✗ so creepy he creeps out a demon ✗ lighten up, feel some passion ✗ maybe smoke some opium and relax a little
HISOKA	✓ hot ✓ extremely evil to the point where this might be a con a little bit ✓ kinky ✓ not looking to get serious ✓ threesomes?	✗ can be a bitch about the demon thing ✗ how much he loves Chrollo is a bit annoying ✗ can kill me too easily for my comfort ✗ see aforementioned 'knack for pissing people off'
CHROLLO	✓ hot ✓ like, really beautiful ✓ that face	✗ unbotherable ✗ weird ✗ I don't understand

Edited 2015-08-10 17:24 (UTC)

NAME	PROS	CONS
Bela	✓ hot ✓ super fine ✓ totally into me ✓ classy lady, likes the finer things in life ✓ shady as fuck	✗ kinda scary when she gets pissed off ✗ probably doesn't realize how much money i'm earning right now ✗ seriously that might piss her off
Raina	✓ fit but my gosh don’t she know it ✓ shady as fuck ✓ obviously wants in my pants ✓ forward	✗ forward ✗ mostly loyal to chilton, whyyyy? ✗ constantly trying to get a threesome ✗ seriously i don’t want to cross swords with chilton ✗ and by swords i mean dicks. dick swords
Elsa	✓ omg i love this chick ✓ knows how to have fun ✓ can handle her alcohol ✓ red head. did i mention i have a thing for red heads?	✗ has this creepy thing about blood ✗ i like my blood where it is ✗ kinda feel like she could kill me a little too easily ✗ and take my blood
April	✓ super fine ✓ as apathetic as the world should be ✓ she gets me	✗ will’s lady ✗ bros before hos ✗ pretty sure she’d kick me in the balls if i made a move anyway ✗ because will
Will	✓ bff ✓ understanding about literally everything ever ✓ knows when to shut the fuck up and drink ✓ cooks well ✓ good gym partner ✓ loyal	✗ is a dude ✗ i’m not gay ✗ also april
Abigail	✓ smart and witty ✓ that’s a good combo to have ✓ pretty sure she’s into me	✗ super young ✗ seriously shouldn’t even be on this list ✗ what is wrong with me? ✗ i need to grow the fuck up ✗ will and april would kill me
Chilton	✓ surprisingly good friend ✓ has ridiculously good taste in alcohol ✓ a great gossiper, bitchy as hell ✓ i want to punch him in the face. in a good way	✗ is a dude ✗ why do i keep putting men on this list? ✗ i’m not gay ✗ so that’s still a no to the threesome ✗ and chilton is such a little bitch that i’d also punch him in the face in the bad way
Lucifer	✓ knows how to work a crowd ✓ classy and witty ✓ shit stirrer ✓ really good at pissing people off ✓ also amazing at lying	✗ is a dude ✗ also he’s satan ✗ that probably should have taken higher priority than him being a dude ✗ but if liz hurley was the actual devil i would totally bang her
Walt	✓ omg so much money ✓ just keep giving me money ✓ best client ever	✗ is a dude ✗ old ✗ kinda creepy ✗ pretty sure he’s a psycho
Matthew	✓ good taste in wine ✓ seems like a classy guy ✓ totally into me ✓ can transform into me which is super hot	✗ can transform into me which is super creepy ✗ is a dude ✗ wouldn’t put it past him to be a chick, fuck me, and then surprise me with dick afterwards ✗ that’s seriously not ok ✗ so stay the fuck away ✗ why are there so many dudes on my list?
Peter	✓ is chris motherfucking pratt ✓ has the most amazing abs ✓ is also an alright kind of dude	✗ is a dude ✗ i know those abs are digital ✗ cause there is no way they're real ✗ i saw parks & rec, fuck you
Kitty	✓ fun to troll ✓ reminds me of britta ✓ which actually might be a con because britta is the worst ✓ entertaining, smart, actually tries to get the best out of people	✗ is young ✗ way too young ✗ i need to stop ✗ also the sjw crap gets old really quick ✗ but also she's really young

Edited 2015-08-10 18:41 (UTC)

NAME	PROS	CONS
Sasha	+ being around her is usually easy and comfortable + we can hold hands and stuff + the best thing friend-wise since sofia + pretty and positive!	- how do i date girl?? I normally do not. - it’s also one of those ‘potentially run a friendship’ kinda things. - involved with another person
Jaime	+ wow what a great dude + like seriously his superpower is being a really good person + books + normalcy + not bad to look at, either	- definitely taken - probably wouldn’t go for it anyhow
Reggie Mantle	+ he might kiss me again if I were to ask	- friend’s date-person - maybe not a great guy - like I don’t think satan made him do it. I think he just did it.
Dorian Gray	+ good at pretending + little shame + but somehow just enough shame?	- most likely a terrible person - like, MURDER terrible - SO LITTLE shame - old (really old)
Loki	+unexpectedly encouraging +killer manicures +beautiful locks	- god of mischief?? - most likely not interested - or kind of too old rn (and forever?)
Wally	+ cute + actually single and into girls? + we have the most awful thing in common	- kind of abrasive sometimes - i’m definitely just the weepy dead girl this guy knows
Conner Kent	+ super cute	- baconnaise - i don’t actually know this person
Kanaya	+ holy crud so cool so fine + can talk more about clothes and shoes than anybody ever + straightforward and matter-of-fact + actually experienced with girl-dating	- not single? - or something’s going on - probably not interested in putting up with me figuring out what the heck i think i’m doing here - morally ambiguous?
(Death the) Kid	+ very nice + great friend + pancakes! + usually very level-headed + all suits all the time	- too many pancakes - obsessive-compulsive or something like it

NAME	PROS	CONS
Matthew Lin	☾ Hot	☽ Kinda shady
	☾ Great in bed / on desk	☽ Kinda my dealer
	☾ Resourceful	☽ Potentially dangerous
	☾ Found wolfsbane	☽ Lies a lot
	☾ Kinda as slutty as I am	☽ Probably also too much of a slut to settle down
	☾ Totally unique	☽ Totally needa discover more of his secrets which kinda might be cons too
Tobias	☾ Supernatural Creature	☽ BOYFRIEND
	☾ Cute	☽ too innocent
	☾ Bashful	☽ makes way too many vampires
	☾ Super sweet	☽ really sharp teeth
	☾ Playful	☽ surprisingly moral
	☾ Super nice	☽ cold skin = probably cold toes
	☾ Great lips
	☾ Good at pizza delivery
Clary Fray	☾ Totally sweet	☽ Vagina
	☾ Cool	☽ Would kinda be like dating my sister
	☾ Friendly	☽ from the city
	☾ Totally a dork (makes me look good)	☽ totally wants to freeload off me
	☾ great fun
	☾ freaking angel
	☾ Likes werewolves
Grey	☾ freaking beautiful	☽ lots of reading
	☾ Those tattoos	☽ haven't learned a lot about him
	☾ Kind
	☾ Great listener
	☾ Friendly as hell
	☾ Looks like he'd be great for nuzzling
	☾ ain't afraid of me
	☾ tactile
Dorian	☾ Smart	☽ TOO smart
	☾ Funny	☽ alcoholic???
	☾ Cute	☽ big words
	☾ Totally wants it	☽ totally up his own ass
	☾ Found my dealer	☽ boyfriend
	☾ Probably about as dirty as I am
Billy	☾ Cute kid	☽ boyfriend
	☾ One hell of a blush	☽ too innocent
	☾ A sweet and innocent kinda peach.

Edited 2015-08-10 21:21 (UTC)

NAME	PROS	CONS
Rose Lalonde	♥ Shes Everything ♥ Shes My Reason To Keep Fighting ♥ My Life Is Empty Without Her	♤ I Hurt Her ♡ I Dont Deserve Her ♡ I Only Drag Her Down ♡ She Blames Herself When She Should Blame Me ♡ Shes Better Off Without Me ♡ Eleven Cats
Franziska Von Karma	♥ Was Attractive When Older ♥ Whipping Tendencies	♡ Is Not Actually That Age ♡ Im Shaking My Head At Myself ♡ Why Did I List This ♡ Still Dont Deserve Anyone Whatsoever
Marceline Abadeer	♥ We Both Get Vampire Things I Guess	♡ Really Old And Would Never Let Me Forget It ♡ Would Treat Me Like I Dont Actually Get Vampire Things Because Im Not Literally Ancient ♡ Severe Emotional Problems ♡ Because I Have So Much Room To Say That ♡ If I Wanted To Punish Myself Maybe This Would Be A Good Idea
Laurie Collins	♥ Cute ♥ Would Sympathize With Severe Emotional Problems Maybe	♡ Deserves Better ♡ Someone Actually Good Please Love This Girl
Olivier Armstrong	♥ Im Not Going To Lie ♥ Very Take Charge	♡ No ♡ Stop
Roxy Lalonde	♥ Well	♡ Thats About The Most Tasteless Thought Ive Ever Entertained
ANYONE	♦ May I Present You The Severe Emotional Problems Of One Kanaya Maryam	♢ Talking About My Severe Emotional Problems ♢ Thinking Anyone Could Do Anything To Help Them ♢ Thinking It Would Ever Be Someone Elses Job To Keep Me Sane Without Being Paid For It ♢ Thinking Humans Could Understand How A Quadrant Could Be Both Platonic And Romantic
Karkat Vantas	♣ Its Bound To Happen ♣ This Is Only A Matter Of Time	♧ Patience
Ana Ramir	♠ I Have Eyes ♠ I Mean Really ♠ Attraction Is Obviously Mutual ♠ Criminal Inclinations Make Wider Conflicts Serendipitous ♠ She Is Such A Piece Of Shit And Cant Be Allowed To Go Unchallenged ♠ Jesus I Just Want To Punch Her Face So Much ♠ Vampire Fetish	♤ Humans Dont Understand Hate-Based Romance ♤ Seriously You Have Rules For This ♤ Probably Just Wants Under My Skirt ♤ I Would Essentially Be Enabling Criminal Activity ♤ Am I Seriously Making Her A Supervillain Uniform??? ♤ Ill Only Be One Among Numerous Others I Just Know It ♤ It Would Be More Important To Me Than It Would Be To Her ♤ I Just Shouldnt Be In Relationships ♤ Vampire Fetish
Kate Bishop	♠ Dont Want Her Dead I Guess ♠ Uh	♤ Emphatically No ♤ Roxy Was Really Off Base With This
Sabriel	♠ Shes Going To Make Herself An Enemy I Can Tell ♠ Doesnt See The Undead As People	♤ I Will Fucking Murder Her If It Comes To It

Edited 2015-08-10 22:25 (UTC)

NAME	PROS	CONS
Touka	Best friend Accepts my connection to Death Caring Sweet Actually pretty strong Fun to spend time with	Best friend Not sure if she likes women that way Not sure if I like women that way Is it acceptable to date my own students?
Kid	Has pretty much the same job as me. Shares my perspective on a lot of things. we make an amazing team Smart Level-headed Attractive	OCD Might be too much like dating a family member
Kaneda	Funny Riding with him was amazing A fairly normal person	Something of a rulebreaker Not sure how he feels about necromancy Or the supernatural in general
Kitty Jones	Smart Compassionate Curious Actually pretty tough	Not sure how she feels about magic in general We'd probably argue too much Not sure if she likes women that way
Jonathon Joestar	Has fought the Dead Amazing muscles One of the kindest people in this world Mutual interest in swords	I don't think he's interested He probably has someone back home

NAME	PROS	CONS
Tobias Matthews	+ he's Toby + surely that's a pro enough, he's Toby + my Toby + he's sweet and kind and wonderful and everything that's right with the world + dating already + Toby Toby Toby + pros are that he's Toby and he's perfect, end of list	- somehow I will fuck this up at some point or another - cuddling in the winter will be hard
Abduxel	+ hot + dirty + kinky demon magic + an absolutely terrible person + around my age	- doesn't take being dumped very well - dating your ex is always weird - killed two of my couches
Elsa Brandt	+ hot + kinky blood magic + also around my age + absolutely fun to be around + some level of depraved + functioning alcoholic	- that blood stuff is kind of weird - pretty sure she's fucking Abduxel
Will Graham	+ willing to let me educate him on vibrators + doesn't ask questions about bloody couches + corruptible	- April Ludgate
Laurie Collins	+ she'd be up for it + probably desperate	- too young - too sweet - it would be like kicking a puppy - Sibyl Vane flashbacks
Loki	+ hot + potential for kinky magic + hasn't fired me yet so likes me at least a LITTLE bit + probably just as depraved as I am	- the boss - doesn't seem to be interested in the slightest - probably thinks I'm too much of a trainwreck
Raina	+ hot + smart + doesn't bat an eye at murderers + could probably convince her to do some terrible things	- Frederick Chilton - she willingly wears flower print
Andrew Warner	+ hot + the living embodiment of a puppy dog + flirty + gives me alcohol + probably into biting	- he's kind of a hick - needs culture badly
Kaidan Alenko	+ nice butt	- everything else
Kate Bishop	+ smart + hot + one of the most capable people here	- kind of annoyingly capable - does she even get drunk? - we're definitely better as friends
Marian Hawke	+ alcoholic + gives no fucks + hot + probably has morals that are on the flexible side + seems like she'd enjoy a good time	- how do you get past that whole 'tried to set me on fire' thing
Jeff Winger	+ rocking body + flexible morals	- kind of old - probably straight - his ego's worse than mine

NAME	PROS	CONS
Everybody here.	Nothing.	Everything.

NAME	PROS	CONS
Everybody	You all have your uses	You all either have morals or that thing called free will. Both are pretty annoying.

Edited 2015-08-10 22:57 (UTC)

NAME	PROS	CONS
THOMAS	- he's Thomas - my very first friend, and my best friend - knows me better than anybody, the good and the bad - frustratingly brave, smart, and hot. - no really I find him so attractive just about all the time, it's actually kind of annoying - crazy loyal and protective of the people he cares about - is okay with me hanging out in his head, and I'm comfortable with him being in mine - makes it easy to keep a level head even when everything starts to fall apart - he makes me want to be.. better, as a person, without making me feel like I have to be. does that make sense? - okay fine he's funny too but I'll deny ever saying that	- I'll always be a little worried he's only talking to me again because he feels guilty for the way things turned out - deserves someone way better than me anyway. ~~but not Brenda that girl was a shuckface.~~
WALLY WEST	- very very funny - very very honest - I absolutely refuse to add that he's attractive here, he's already got enough of an ego. - I don't hate that he's so flirtatious, it's kind of fun. - he's just easy to talk to? that's probably a selfish pro. oh well. - helps me feel less oblivious about popular culture, and answers all of my questions	- I think he has crushes on literally everyone
BARRY ALLEN	- SCIENCE - really cute, very funny - he's just a genuinely great person all around, it's almost intimidating - he's the guy I go to when I need to think out loud and not worry about being judged for it - he saw what the virus from my world could do and stepped up to help instead of running as far away as possible, as fast as possible. which says a lot considering the whole speedster thing.	- I don't know if he'd look at me the same if he knew the things I did back home - more like family, anyway. I think. not that I really know what that's like.
EGGSY	- uses coded messages, which is interesting. - has a good sense of humor - is pretty cute	- I hardly know him
GREY	- he's Thomas' best friend - ... it's probably pretty shucky of me to put him on here because he cares about Thomas, isn't it? - I don't know him that well but that means a lot to me - like that puts him on my radar as someone who's definitely worth getting to know. - he's very sweet! and cute. - I care about what he thinks of me which I can't really say about anybody else. ever. that has to mean something, right?	- he's Thomas' best friend ( it works for both ) - and I hardly know him

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NAME	PROS	CONS
MARCELINE	cute a vampire!!! can FLY WTF willing to drop everything/go to vegas on a moment’s notice laid back and chill puts up with me	TOO laid back and chill?? i don’t wanna ruin our mood by talking about anything that… matters
REGGIE	cute kind of an asshole good dose of self-confidence	is anyone ready for our combined self-confidence, we might cause an eruption
KITTY	cute cute smart probably really useful doesn’t seem opposed when i flirt with her	she has power-nulling powers which is bullshit REALLY meant to just get close enough to keep an eye on her except now i want to kiss her damn
TADASHI	cute really super nice wtf i bet he’d be adorable when he finally realizes i’m hitting on him	suuuper not my long-run type wouldn’t actually like me much if he got to know me better
SUPERMAN	superman more like superhandsome gave me sorry-about-your-relationship-troubles pie and it was really sweet consistently really nice our powers are similar so i can ask him about stuff	he’s too smart can’t actually trust him that much he’s stronger than me and a threat and actually really intimidating also admittedly pretty old he has a point there
THE IRON BULL	wow have you SEEN those muscles all around super nice to look at THE HORNS, THEY’RE SO GREAT a great vegas buddy, a+ would vacation with again	he’s probably only into casual stuff there is basically no other con, and is that even a con
KANAYA	not human, awesome that fashion that hair and makeup i mean dang hilarious great for engaging driving her crazy is the best she’s making me a costume IS SHAPING UP TO BE MY ARCHNEMESIS HOW GREAT IS THAT	real-dating her would probably be a horrible idea and i bet we’d kill each other no other cons
CAESAR	italian knows his shit really good taste pretty good looking	not actually available, damn
JOSEPH JOESTAR	suuuper cute the muscles who else will go clubbing in drag with me we worked pretty well together for a while! until he got engaged	see: engaged also kind of shitty
JONATHAN JOESTAR	he cutest joestar, sorry joseph the muscles willing to go on any adventure i demand willing to do pretty much anything in general, actually knows his shit incredibly nice/generous/kind/how is he even still alive a good kisser we’re still friends even though the kissing didn’t work out	he wouldn’t approve of like half the shit i do i would probably actually give a shit about his disapproval i’d have to do a lot of lying he’s more married than anyone else ever
GARRUS	CUTE LOOKIT THAT LIL MOUTH A REALLY ALIEN-LOOKING ALIEN	nothing, literally nothing
HAZEL	cute good sense of humor willing to concoct awful dubious plans with me pretty thoughtful if you look closely	so definitely hiding something eh that’s about it really
WALLY WEST	cute great texter can possibly convinced to walk a path of casual hookups maybe we’re serious like .5% of the time but he seems like a pretty good guy anyway	prooooobably wouldn't be cool with the whole crime thing

NAME	PROS	CONS
Karkat	-BFF -hasn't tried to kill me so far -Hilariously bad at coding	-ditched me for new human BFF -old
Kanaya	-terrifying -also hasn't tried to kill me so far	-terrifying -old
Hazel	-trying to blackflirt maybe?	-pretty sure humans don't do blackflirting -not that interested in a kimsesitude anyway
Everyone else	-probably stupider than me	-not computers

NAME	PROS	CONS
Handsome Jack	powerful, ~~boss~~, obscenely rich, brilliant, great hair, arms, butt	MIGHT KILL ME (likely!), kills people, sociopath, insane, megalomaniac, too real, not a hologram, anger issues, horrible pet names, why does he wear so many layers
Knock Out	incredibly hot, also a car (upside), also a giant robot (useful!), can hold his liquor, dresses well, appropriate amount of facial hair	alien robot, also a car (downside), creep, rude, scared his eyebrows may stab me, could kill me
Tadashi	hot, intelligent, tech savvy, chest, face, eyes, everything, physically perfect	hat, surrounded by children, he's like 14, too responsible to live a little, younger brother hates me (maybe)
Zer0	SO COOL, the coolest person ever, did I mention how SICK they are??, voice (upside), cute emoticons, protector, great build (they probably work out)	nobody needs to be that tall, what are THEY, could kill me, voice (downside), not sure if they can take a hint (investigate)
Harley	hot blonde, chest (hey she knows it), great taste in drinks and bars, knows what she wants, legs, least likely to kill me	I barely know her, stuck her hands in my pants way too fast, has a problem with my tie
Hazel	~~why are you even considering this she's your bro~~	bro

NAME	PROS	CONS
Joseph	we're engaged, love, emotional attachment beyond reason, A MAN OF CONVICTION DOES NOT EVEN THINK OF ANYONE ELSE	everything he does, why does he have to open his mouth, just everything, what have I agreed to

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