you you you. who do you love?

[fridgeflower]

the RELATIONSHIP TABLE meme



♥ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Alternatively: befriending, allying with, etc.)

♥ Put their names together for organizational purposes.

♥ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.

♥ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.

♥ Check back, see if you're datable, react accordingly. Nobody's late.

♥ Use Ye Olde Code (olesia's??) to help you out.

<font color="#000"><table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table></font>

Comments

[textualhealing]

Hey, I didn't say when. I just said you could. I like toying with your emotions, it keeps me happy.

[abduxel]

Well, that's hot. Come on, Jeff, you never get curious?

[textualhealing]

Nnnnnot really. I seriously get enough attention from guys anyway to know sticking my dick in one isn't really an appeal.

[abduxel]

Don't knock it 'til you try it.

[textualhealing]

I don't need to slam my face into a bed of nails to know that it would hurt. Some things we know before we even try.

[abduxel]

I'd buy you a drink.

[textualhealing]

Before or after?

[abduxel]

After.

[textualhealing]

I can get free drinks without gay sex preceding them.

[abduxel]

Sex? I thought we were still talking about touching your abs. But we can have sex, if you want.

[textualhealing]

Uh-huh, so when you asked if I get curious, you only meant do I get curious about men touching my abs, and nothing more? Totally believable.

[abduxel]

Allow me to clarify, then: I'll buy you a drink if you let me touch your abs today.

[textualhealing]

Ugh, fine. On the one condition I get to pick any drink I want. Aka the most expensive whiskey I can find.

[abduxel]

Sounds good to me.

[textualhealing]

Then you have yourself a deal.