TFLN: MoM Edition

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1. Post a comment for your character[s]. 2. Include one or more texts from last night. Or wildcard it/invent your own! 3. Comment around to others having received or sent a text. 4. Laugh or cry. 5. Have fun!

Comments

[iamtetsuo]

why the hell does it matter

it doesnt

[deadtective]

I need to know if you've ever sat down and really thought about the social ramifications of making your couch smell like lavender as opposed to fresh linen. It's fucking vital.

[iamtetsuo]

what

[deadtective]

Didn't you know? That shit comes in, like, a million scents.

[iamtetsuo]

why would i care we got whats here

[deadtective]

Did you even read the label on yours? You could be smelling like wild freesias right now.

[iamtetsuo]

i didnt feel like getting out my comm for it

[deadtective]

Dude, they put cute little pictures on the bottles! It's so even babies can buy fabric fresheners.

[iamtetsuo]

shut up it works who cares what it is!!

[deadtective]

I care, obviously!!! Because if it's one of the floral ones then I totally have a perfume to match and then we fucking absolutely have to hang out so everyone thinks we coordinated on purpose.

[iamtetsuo]

what th

what?

no thats not

what the hell

[deadtective]

Listen, you can go recheck the bottle or I can shove my face in your hair the next time I see you. There isn't a third option.

[iamtetsuo]

youre a fuckin weirdo










says moonlight breeze or something

happy now

[deadtective]

You're just upset that if we did matching outfits instead I'd look cuter.

But I guess it doesn't matter because I don't have any of that abstract-smelling shit right now! Looks like I'm just gonna have to support you from the sidelines this time.

[iamtetsuo]

WE ARE NOT DOING MATCHING ANYTHING

[deadtective]

Oh, come on! You're super fucking predictable, I could probably do it by myself without fucking telling you!

[iamtetsuo]

I AM NOT

[whatever you say mr. same outfit most days]

[deadtective]

You could probably set your texts to auto-respond with the same five phrases and I've never even know, honestly.

[iamtetsuo]

SHUT UP

you saying im boring or something fuck you

[deadtective]

Oh, there's one of them! Four more to go and I've got the complete set for the day.

And I'm not saying you're boring, I'm saying you're consistent. And since I'm absolutely fucking desperate for stability that's fantastic.

[the irony in this reply could cure several cases of severe anemia]

this is their cr in a nutshell i can't

[iamtetsuo]

fine whatever

im still not doing your dumb idea

we've condensed it down to its purest form

[deadtective]

2/5, we're getting closer!

I don't actually need you to participate, though. All I have to do is make this a condition for losing when I beat your ass at games again.

this could legitimately happen in canon

[iamtetsuo]

youre not gonna win every time

i own you at unagi ill beat you at everything else too just you watch

this probably HAS, lbr

[deadtective]

I don't need to win every time, just the time I make a bet like that.

headcanon accepted

[iamtetsuo]

youre really not gonna win then

[Gilligan cut to her winning]