Rumor Mill: the meme

[instars]

It's the rumor mill meme! Here's how it works:

1. Comment your characters - empty comments or maybe comment with a rumor that's circulating about your character
2. Comment to other characters with other rumors that your character may have heard (or started....)! Anything from things actually happening or wild and horrible tabloid rumors!
3. If you want to use a rumor in-game, make sure you clear it with the player first! But seriously this is a small community, I refuse to believe that they don't gossip like fishwives
4. Lather, rinse, repeat!

Comments

Kitty Jones

[rathercommon]

RUMORS THAT I SAY ARE CIRCULATING ABOUT HER:

She never actually came back from the dead - the shapeshifter who's been spotted claiming to be her is an imposter!

She truly is working for the Soviet government! A double-agent!

She is shacking up with her roommate, Billy Kaplan!

She has money in offshore accounts!!

She secretly is an old woman pretending to be young!!

[inmyothertights]

She's sleeping with the Dendarii.

Which one?

ALL OF THEM

[rathercommon]

[wizzardly]

don't forget that she turns into various creatures to rifle through people's trash in the middle of the night. Rincewind has this on reliable authority.

[rathercommon]

that one's sort of true though

[wizzardly]

HE KNEW SHE WAS THE RACCOON

[angelfire]

She's an actual cat in human form, and subsists entirely on milk and tuna.

[rathercommon]

OH MY GOD YES
fans go around in cat ears sometimes

Re: Kitty Jones

[khajidont]

She's secretly a huge hypocrite and benefits off of capitalism and her fame!!! She supports too many men, and she sleeps with all of them, but not in a sex-positive way, in a way that supports The Man. YOUR FAVE IS SO PROBLEMATIC!!!!!

[rathercommon]

yes

countered by the people who walk around in these shirts