Rumor Mill: the meme

[instars]

It's the rumor mill meme! Here's how it works:

1. Comment your characters - empty comments or maybe comment with a rumor that's circulating about your character
2. Comment to other characters with other rumors that your character may have heard (or started....)! Anything from things actually happening or wild and horrible tabloid rumors!
3. If you want to use a rumor in-game, make sure you clear it with the player first! But seriously this is a small community, I refuse to believe that they don't gossip like fishwives
4. Lather, rinse, repeat!

Comments

Kitty Jones

[rathercommon]

RUMORS THAT I SAY ARE CIRCULATING ABOUT HER:

She never actually came back from the dead - the shapeshifter who's been spotted claiming to be her is an imposter!

She truly is working for the Soviet government! A double-agent!

She is shacking up with her roommate, Billy Kaplan!

She has money in offshore accounts!!

She secretly is an old woman pretending to be young!!

[inmyothertights]

She's sleeping with the Dendarii.

Which one?

ALL OF THEM

[protects_the_small]

still too new to generate rumors or is she?

[23wishes]

THE LADY KNIGHT'S NEW LADY LOVER?
STORY AND PHOTOS INSIDE!

Matthew Lynch

[dreamkid]

Some possible rumors:
He and Ronan are not actually related because how could these two boys?? have been raised??? in the same household?????

He and Lucy are secretly or not-so-secretly dating. /fuels this one forever with platonic ic hand holding

[illuminescent]

People think he might actually be smarter than he acts because he always realizes accidental lies that teachers tell

Kaneda

[rassera]

I'm so bad at rumors

Is rumored to be invincible and talked about on the playgrounds of school yards

He is the secret character everyone thinks they saw at the Pink Princess Panel of Fanport

He and Maya Fey are an item. IS LOVE IN THE AIR?

HE AND TETSUO ARE AN ITEM SO SAYS FANPORT GOERS! ANY REFUSAL IS THEM BEING TSUNDERE

[iamtetsuo]

He can't actually take his jacket off. Underneath the jacket's another jacket no matter how many ones he removes. Tetsuo wearing his first one is absolute proof.

That's what his third power is. Jackets.

Also see shipping rumor for why Tetsuo has his jacket now.

Junpei Iori

[homerunning]

SOME POSSIBLE RUMORS:

Is -actually- as lame as he seems!


He is not really a member if SEES but a fan claiming to be Minato's best friend!

Was once thought to be just Dipper only older--but he stuck around after the pull point and Dipper was accounted for. Does nothing to stop the rumors...EVEN IF THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE. Red Sonic syndrome

His beard is drawn on

[khajidont]

-Is only kept around because Minato The Saint feels sorry for him

ALTERNATELY:

-His presence is out of benevolence for all of these SEES WEIRDOS!!!

Rincewind

[wizzardly]

There is probably a huge, bizarre collection of them. But a few I'd like to say exist:

. Rincewind is secretly super powerful and the reason no one has seen him do magic is it would break the fabric of the universe.
. The Luggage is the real wizard and Rincewind is just its human slave
. the inside of the Luggage is a portal to other imPort worlds
. Rincewind is hiding something weird and/or hideous under his hat, like horns or a bald spot.
. and after the FanPort there will be at least one rumor that he's an ~evil wizard~ who works ~dark magic~

[annihiliner]

(but what if it's the portal that's under his hat? or a smaller luggage???)

Perry the Platypus

[doesntdomuch]

Possible rumors
He is a mystical creature and has powers he refuses to let on about/He is the result of horrible animal testing (depends on if they're aware of what species Perry is supposed to be or not)

He secretly hates humans but doesn't want to ruin his public image.

[iamtetsuo]

Kappa confirmed.

Carl Grimes

[112ounces]

It is rumored that:

Carl Grimes lost an eye to a Russian during the Occupation.

His hat has anti-zombie properties.

[iamtetsuo]

I heard his name is spelled Coral and he's too shy to correct anyone

Brianna

[fayzedandconfused]

notable rumors:

She and Mighty Max are an item.

She got kicked out of Heropa Middle School for any number of reasons—drugs?! attempted murder?! she decided she was just Too Cool?!

[wizzardly]

actually in her fifties but has some weird Benjamin Button disease.

April Ludgate

[aggressiveapathy]

Actually a 4000 year old vampire

Actually 4 raccoons in a people suit

Only married Will Graham to learn how to best get away with murder

Has a blackmail file on every import than has been here for longer than three months

[wizzardly]

She is actually the devil and Lucifer's just her front-man, because she doesn't want the attention.

Sarah Manning

[coppelganger]

notable rumors:

She and George are in an open relationship.

What the hell is up with the "quintuplets" anyway?

[annihiliner]

once pretended to be alison at the mall so she could go back for a second free sample

Sam Merlotte

[shifting]

The accent is fake!!

He can smell people's souls.

past that idk because he's so new, let's get some new rumors circulating.

[dreamkid]

THE ACCENT CAN'T BE FAKE, Matthew trusted you, Sam.

Lucy Pevensie

[illuminescent]

She's dating, at any given time: Matthew Lynch, Athos, d'Artagnan, Tobias Matthews, Miles Naismith, Gregor, Hawke, and Kel. Maybe all of them. There's definitely a threesome with the Musketeers happening out on that farm of hers.

Is not actually a queen, and the way she talks is just an affectation.

Believes that the Earth is flat.

Had thing with Walter White, too. Don't forget that one.

[iamtetsuo]

Her real name is Cue Pensively, meaning she's actually the super sleuth cartoon character from the 70s

Billy Kaplan

[inmyothertights]

Has anyone actually see him do anything that would prove he's some kind of magical deity in training? I didn't think so!!

Is a deity in training.

Is sleeping with Kitty. Like all the time.

His middle name is Schlomo

Once skinned an artist alive for a badly done rendering of Teddy Altman. That's why no one says Teddy's name around him anymore.

[rathercommon]

Oooh, season 6 Willow style
Hardcore, Billy Kaplan


Anyway, also: owns a fixed-gear bike, once used his magic powers to destroy his favorite indie-rock band when they were considering selling out, is currently formulating a plan to shrink the entire world by 95% so that all food becomes local

Sky High

[skyhiiigh]

...Is secretly a robot!

Could quite possibly be The Iron Bull's Biggest Fan! Either that or they're dating

Wears nothing under his costume???

Could be really ugly under his mask!

Repeats himself because he's actually really really old and his body is fake.

Is a secret DJ under the name "USTREAM"

[irassible]

Six is 90% convinced Sky High is a robot, just so you know.

riku

[resipiscent]

- is secretly very evil. have you seen that darkness shit he does
- has white hair because he witnessed some sort of horrorterror which is also why he's so evil
- is dating every single one of his friends and two timing all of them
- appears to have a younger brother?

[23wishes]

imagine if we ever get a kadaj

TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Saya Wallace

[instars]

Once broke a man's foot with her heels. That's why she wears them.

Does all her mechanic work in designer clothes.

Is stern on the outside but donates money to local orphanages.

[whathawksdo]

is just waiting for the right person to come along and melt her icy facade

truly hiding all her many, many feels

Tetsuo

[iamtetsuo]

- is actually a ghost

- is Kaneda's alter ego

- is responsible for all kinds of things that he could not have done, ie broken dishes with no source or traffic accidents across the country

- knows everything

- is related to Mewtwo?

- the white hair isn't dyed, it's proof he didn't revive after being killed

- No one's sure what his powers are, so being invisible/everywhere are often assumed or random powers made up. The only thing everyone's clear on is he can lift things with his mind.

- IS TOTALLY DATING KANEDA ACCORDING TO FANS

[23wishes]

it's because they don't say "no homo" every time they finish a sentence

Aerith

[23wishes]

just got here, already dating 20 guys and two girls

[iamtetsuo]

I heard she's up to something.

Like trying to grow creepy horror plant versions of every ImPort in that garden she's working on.
Or trying to grow deadly poisons.
Or both.

Why else would she be so determined to get it set up right away if not for nefarious evils??

Sabriel

[bindsthedead]

-Secretly evil. Come on, she's a necromancer!
-Too pale, is actually undead.
-Beat up Lucifer one time. Olivier showed her how to do it.
-Could teach magic to locals if she wanted too, but she doesn't.

Re: Sabriel

[annihiliner]

has a secret online dating profile under the name NeckRomancer

The Iron Bull

[rideme]

I am so bad at these things uhhh

PROBABLY A WEIRD MIX OF HOW MANY PEOPLE HE'S SLEPT WITH and how he rescues cats from trees or something idk

probably one he's heard???

[skyhiiigh]

True to Iron Bull's nature, red flags when waved in front of his face make him angry. Beware all red-caped heroes!

Kagerou

[fuckinstoplights]

- is actually a kindergartener in a giant robot suit

- don't leave your car out on the street at night or he'll turn into a car vampire and steal your gas

[bindsthedead]

-actually not an imPort at all- instead, he's native human in a robot suit trying to infiltrate imPorts.

OR

-Previously mentioned kindergartner is Sabriel's kid from the future.b

Hermann

[mathemagier]

-has secretly been married to Newton for several years

-definitely has a secret superhero identity

-is actually 50

-his cane is his preferred weapon

-cloned Miles and Peter/Mark himself in botched attempts at achieving genetic perfection

[jacksonian]

punches anyone who repeats rumor number 5

Mewtwo

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

Possible rumors:

-is one of the surviving aliens of the roswell crash

-actually a promotional gimmick like the rubber tire man

-actually crushes on ten humans and he can't pick

-actually a shaven wildcat with super powers

[iamtetsuo]

I heard Mewtwo's "real" voice is the sound that will call the riders of the Apocalypse. That's why he hasn't used it yet.

Also he's immortal and was adopted by birds

Mitchell Hundred

[viced]

-There's a lively online debate/rumor mill regarding his sexuality, and every theory exists from asexual, to homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, et cetera

-There are a strong contingent of people, who are largely ignored by the rest, who assert that he just fucks toasters

-Some attest that he's probably the President in another universe

-Might be an alien, look at that face!

-Some say his VOICE gives people cancer, or makes them crazy

-There's a rumor for every political hot-topic out there, very few actually follow what's on his website as his actual position.

Re: Mitchell Hundred

[incogneto]

how does he put it in a toaster...