Rumor Mill: the meme

[instars]

It's the rumor mill meme! Here's how it works:

1. Comment your characters - empty comments or maybe comment with a rumor that's circulating about your character
2. Comment to other characters with other rumors that your character may have heard (or started....)! Anything from things actually happening or wild and horrible tabloid rumors!
3. If you want to use a rumor in-game, make sure you clear it with the player first! But seriously this is a small community, I refuse to believe that they don't gossip like fishwives
4. Lather, rinse, repeat!

Comments

Perry the Platypus

[doesntdomuch]

Possible rumors
He is a mystical creature and has powers he refuses to let on about/He is the result of horrible animal testing (depends on if they're aware of what species Perry is supposed to be or not)

He secretly hates humans but doesn't want to ruin his public image.

[iamtetsuo]

Kappa confirmed.

[doesntdomuch]

Perry is the worst Kappa ever. He doesn't even eat cucumbers how does he live with himself?

[iamtetsuo]

He eats them if they're offered. How do the horrible, thoughtless people live with THEMselves??

[doesntdomuch]

Maybe they should start up a shrine for Perry to entourage offerings

[iamtetsuo]

This is the correct course of action.

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

we all know who started the second one

[doesntdomuch]

Dangit Mewtwo no matter what you do you will not convince Perry to join your army to overthrow the human race