FORCED HONESTY

[monster_san]

1. Post your character
2. Post to other characters: ask questions! Give unsolicited opinions! Confess!
3. Everything must be honest! No lies here.

Comments

[deadtective]

Because I'm a piece of shit, especially compared to - what do you mean 'most of the time'?

[THAT'S TOO MUCH OF THE TIME]

[unbreaker]

But you're not shit at all! And the fuck do you mean what do I mean, it's pretty obvious! It's really cute when you go all out for what you want! Even if it means taking me down!

...especially if it means taking me down!

[deadtective]

...is there any time you don't think I'm cute?

[unbreaker]

Not really, nope.

[deadtective]

There has to be at least one.

[unbreaker]

I'm telling you, there isn't. Even when you piss me off or do something that scares me, you're still cute. And that's not something that's gonna change just 'cause my mood or whatever.

[deadtective]

[she stands on her tiptoes so she can pull his face down to her level and just. stare at it.]

How the hell do you survive having such garbage taste in everything?

[unbreaker]

It's in my genes!

[deadtective]

Don't blame your shit choices on your family!

[unbreaker]

It's the truth, I swear! I mean...I got no other explanation for it otherwise.

[deadtective]

Maybe you're just stupid.

[unbreaker]

You really think that?

[Someone's maybe getting the hang of how this question thing works right now, Hazel. That's not stupid.

Watch yourself.]

[deadtective]

Nah, I think you're a prince. But who wants to say something so fucking embarrassing?

[ha ha ha...wait, shit]

[unbreaker]

A prince?

...that's a first.

I think I might fuck up a bit too much for that title, though.

How about dashing rogue?

[deadtective]

Royalty fucks up all the time, man, pick up a goddamn history book.

[she can't disengage from this topic now, the best she can do is throw out little stalls. god why did she pull him in so close earlier? why is this happening? what did she ever do to deserve this awful punishment?]

And it has to be prince...'cause you could've had anything you fucking wanted, but it was still me.

[K I L L H E R]

[unbreaker]

I dunno, maybe I should go with pirate!

...get it?

'Cause you're a treasure??

[Flattery and cheese. Nonlethal dose, though. Sorry.]

[deadtective]

And you're going to get the shit beat out of you for putting your hands on me.

[but god help her, she's laughing. she hates her entire existence right now.]

[unbreaker]

Worth it.

[deadtective]

That's actually a bonus for you, isn't it? Especially if I was dressed up like a fucking pirate, I bet.

[unbreaker]

You're catching on.

[deadtective]

I'm catching on to the fact you never told me if you had any outfit wishlist, yeah.

lmf i replied to the nonedit but you edited before i could hit send what is this witchcraft

[unbreaker]

A wishlist? No, not exactly...but I probably should.

i guess i finally broke the dw sound barrier

[deadtective]

What's 'not exactly', then? Just one really gross one?

it was bound to happen eventually

[unbreaker]

What? No, no, it's just...not a list. I've thought of stuff before but I've never kept track of it.

all that's left now is preemptive tagging

[deadtective]

Theeen...what's the one that makes you wake up all hot and sweaty in the middle of the night?

[kiss her feet that she didn't follow her base instinct and make that 'hot and sticky']