mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock

[thevictoriandetective]

 

[acclimatized]

Did you seriously want to be a pirate when you were little?

[thevictoriandetective]

Yes. It's really not that uncommon, John.

[acclimatized]

I really can't really picture you as a kid.

Actually, yes I can. You're pretty much the same as you are now, just a lot shorter.

[thevictoriandetective]

Your deductions are ever-so-obvious, as always.

[acclimatized]

That's nicer than calling me stupid.

Seriously, I'm going to ask for baby photos if I'm ever invited back.

[thevictoriandetective]

...

Do you like your jumpers, John? It would be a shame if something happened to them.

[acclimatized]

I like my clothes just as much as you like your sock index. And Dorian's fingers in the fridge. Wouldn't want them to spoil while I'm looking for my jumpers now, mm?

[thevictoriandetective]

Then let's play this out hypothetically. Let's say your jumpers are already gone, and I've hidden Dorian's fingers and moved my sock index. What would you do then?

[acclimatized]

Hypothetically, I'd start cleaning up that mess you call a laboratory. If you've already dismantled it before then, I know a lady who once dangled someone out of a window. I'm sure she'd be willing to lend me a hand. In theory of course.

[thevictoriandetective]

...

...

Well, at least you needn't have to test your theory. Your jumpers are perfectly fine.

For now.

[acclimatized]

Good. Let's hope they stay that way.

[thevictoriandetective]

And I hope that you will cease your little inquiry into my childhood pictures.

[acclimatized]

Oh God no. I'm still interested.

[thevictoriandetective]

Why? What's so fascinating about pictures of people as children?

[acclimatized]

Because it humanises you. Plus, it'll be pretty funny.

[thevictoriandetective]

I fail to see how either of those are relevant to my childhood pictures. Everyone was a child once. Contrary to popular belief I'm not actually an android.

Though that seems quite a pleasant existence, actually.

[acclimatized]

Even Mycroft?

I'm inclined to agree, especially if you come with a mute button.

[thevictoriandetective]

Mycroft spent a total of a week as a baby and became an old man shortly after. [A snicker.]

If I am ever presented with the opportunity to become an android I will ensure I do not have a mute button.

[acclimatized]

[ john snorts. ] A week? That's generous. I would've guessed forty-eight hours. That and a tiny cocktail umbrella.

Mary and I will just have to send you back to the manufacturer. Faulty product. Second class should do it.

[thevictoriandetective]

[Sherlock never fails to laugh like a school kid whenever it came to making fun of Mycroft.] He was in a three-piece suit before he had teeth.

That's decidedly not fair. Surely you can afford a faster service.

Re: Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock

[incogneto]

So what happened to the immortal?

[thevictoriandetective]

He's fine. Fingers grew right back. Quite neat, actually.