i want to do a handwave meme

[siriusly]

So we're going to do a handwave meme.

RULES
-U post character
-So does everyone else
-U sneak over to other people n tell 'em what kinda stuff ur characters are doing on the sly/not being threaded due to time constraints or what have
-POOF instant CR buff

Comments

[snarkbot]

skeets still tries to make sure bruce keeps himself fed by bringing him sandwiches or whatever, and maybe like, does that thing we talked about before where if Bruce needs an out to do work Skeets will send him a text or give him a phone call demannnnding that he come help with some problem NOW sob sob

[the_caped_crusader]

"Mr. Wayne, you're ah... your wife is on the phone again."

"BRUCE, SIR. BRUCE WHERE ARE YOU THE CHILDREN. THE CHILDREN, SIR. YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO PICK THEM UP AT SOCCER AGAIN. SIR, I THINK WE SHOULD SEE A COUNSELOR. I FEEL LIKE YOUR JOB IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR FAMILY, SIR. YOU'RE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED, MR. WAYNE."

[snarkbot]

to make it sound more real he'll shapeshift into a woman before calling









actually he could probably shapeshift into a woman and come in person