i want to do a handwave meme

[siriusly]

So we're going to do a handwave meme.

RULES
-U post character
-So does everyone else
-U sneak over to other people n tell 'em what kinda stuff ur characters are doing on the sly/not being threaded due to time constraints or what have
-POOF instant CR buff

Comments

[the_caped_crusader]

"Mr. Wayne, you're ah... your wife is on the phone again."

"BRUCE, SIR. BRUCE WHERE ARE YOU THE CHILDREN. THE CHILDREN, SIR. YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO PICK THEM UP AT SOCCER AGAIN. SIR, I THINK WE SHOULD SEE A COUNSELOR. I FEEL LIKE YOUR JOB IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR FAMILY, SIR. YOU'RE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED, MR. WAYNE."

[snarkbot]

to make it sound more real he'll shapeshift into a woman before calling









actually he could probably shapeshift into a woman and come in person