TFLN: MoM Edition

[shittywizard]

y'all know how this works

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Drunk priest dad (Duo)

[hellrisen02]

a.I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem

b.wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.

c.Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.

[or text him]

c

[incogneto]

I'm just going to do it without you

Re: c

[hellrisen02]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Look it's the same God he'll be mad at you too!!

Re: c

[incogneto]

Given our relationship I'm pretty sure if I pissed him off he'd probably say that he deserved it.

Re: c

[hellrisen02]

Now now I'm not here to judge

(That's His job)

Re: c

[incogneto]

Ok

Then stop judging, I'm doing this alone

And next time don't pick a Sunday

Re: c

[hellrisen02]

JEEZ at least record it for me

Isn't it like sabbath for you guys too? Passover??? Maybe that was last weekend

My b hard to plan around these things and also the world exploding

Re: c

[incogneto]

[ Clearly googling in the background ]

Dammit

fine we're rescheduling but it has to be at least a week after

Re: c

[hellrisen02]

Sabbath's a bitch huh

NP let's do this the next Monday!

No one'll expect it they'll be hungover anyway

Re: c

[incogneto]

On Monday?

Guess I'm getting old.

Re: c

[hellrisen02]

What you got work or something?

Sunday's my real workday obviously hah

Call out pretend you're hungover too, problem solved

Re: c

[incogneto]

Absolutely not

Monday night. I'll be free.

b

[secondscythe]

i hope that's some new term
for alcoholics anonymous.

Re: b

[hellrisen02]

how about Alcoholic Bad Catholics

Athletic Beer Chugging??

idk I didn't ask I just got invited

a

[d33tached]

One would think that they would have gotten used to that image of you by now.

Re: a

[hellrisen02]

Me too??

Man it's the year of our Lord 2017 and a priest can't drink openly in the streets, when will Big Father Francis rectify this injustice




(that's the Pope google it)

[d33tached]

Has anyone actually made any effort to stop you, or are you simply finding reasons to complain?

[hellrisen02]

Observation of the world around us tells us who we are and what our place is in society, D33

Mine's the weird imPort priest with the bad advice what can I say

[d33tached]

I wasn't aware that that was an image you were trying to avoid.

[hellrisen02]

Vaguely

Blending in works better when you're not marked for quirks but I guess I passed that thresshold whoops

[d33tached]

Perhaps you might think against imbibing in public, then.

[hellrisen02]

Forget to cloak stuff I pick up sometimes

My bad

[hellrisen02]

Probably cuz I'm a little tipsy

[d33tached]

Aren't you always?

[hellrisen02]

That's rude I'm an extremely competent buzzed.