TFLN: MoM Edition

[shittywizard]

y'all know how this works

Comments

[14words]

odin.

LFSLMASFMALFFG

[shadowglitter]

Wait, it's the red one? That doesn't make sense.
I put the bombs in the blue one.

I guess Whitesnake did it?
You know, because we're in America.
Red, white, blue.
Get it?
And so the bell tolls on this mystery.

enjoy the time i wasted for a stupid joke

[14words]

the mystery deepens, odin, because we do not own a red couch or a blue couch.
our couch is beige.

i would very much like to know several things
one being where our original couch is
two being why you put bombs in a couch
three being where this couch came from

and four, if there is a bombed blue couch where is it

[shadowglitter]

[ ... ]

[shadowglitter]

Haha!
Those sure are some questions!
Wanna grab something to eat?

[14words]

odin you're still in space.
and have not answered any of these pressing questions.

[shadowglitter]

What questions?
What are you talking about?
Are you still worried about the couch thing?
Pucci, that's in the past. Why do you live in the past so much?
I thought your whole deal was that you cared about fate and you looked ahead into the future, unflinchingly.

[14words]

my future involves finding a couch that is now on the lamb
and cleaning up the burnt couch that my stand needed to throw out a window into the yard

[shadowglitter]

Why not just let the couch burn and keep it as decor?
And then buy a new couch.
You're not being a very good priest, Enrico.

[14words]

please, odin, tell me more about what makes a good priest
i will take notes

[shadowglitter]

I

could

but my terrible jokes would only be tremendously offensive.

[14words]

why is a burning couch not tremendously offensive
also how is space?