TFLN: MoM Edition

[shittywizard]

y'all know how this works

Comments

[fehus]

are you pooting why dont' you ever pick up

[quickfingers]

It's more fun to deny your calls like some twisted rhythm game.

[quickfingers]

Why do keep calling when we're texting?

[fehus]

cuz i'm tyring to call you!

[quickfingers]

[He picks up!





And hangs up.]

[fehus]

[talks for 10 minutes to No One]

[fehus]

[eventually;]

you hung pup on me!

[quickfingers]

Yeah but I tried to call you back but it was busy.

[fehus]

i wsa talking to you

[quickfingers]

Yeahhhhh, I heard none of that.

Try again?

[fehus]

i need a ride

[quickfingers]

I thought you were gonna call me, what a waste of helium


you need a ride?

[fehus]

usually i ride alex but she got too drink too

[quickfingers]

so you're asking to ride me?

[fehus]

wouldn't my neck snap

[quickfingers]

No, I mean. Potentially.

But you're undead and I try not give whiplash to anyone.

[fehus]

justs because i'd get better doesn' mean i like having my neck snapped or lashed thANKS

[quickfingers]

do you want a ride or not

[fehus]

yeah but i lost ale x gotota find her first

[quickfingers]

fine

check your pockets and lmk when you find your gf

[fehus]

whats in my pockets?

[quickfingers]

maybe your gf?
idk
I gotta tell her to turn into veiny rat sometime just to freak you out

[fehus]

alex is b eautiful and not a veiny rat FUCK you

[quickfingers]

she could be
and you'd have to love her little pulsating veiny rat face if she was

[fehus]

i'gm gonna punch your pulsating veiny face she's gorgeous and made of magiC and not a hot jellybean