TFLN: MoM Edition

[shittywizard]

y'all know how this works

Comments

[bragnificent]

😂😂😂🤣 dude
what do u even think my life is like that it wouldnt even occur to u for 1 second that I might be kidding
now I feel like I shouldve gone for broke and said blowjob

uhh idk
tell u the truth that doesnt really sound like a double date thing to me
that sounds more like an orgys about to go down

[fehus]

dude i met you through your wild parties where everyone was making out with everyone?

also you just said the thing you just said about orgies

i can't be blamed for thinking you're probably an exhibitionist really

[bragnificent]

making out sure, but dicks still stayed in peoples pants
I mean at least anywhere there were other people around too
mostly

well I havent been in an orgy. I just watch a lot of porn.
I was making a guess bcuz I'm pretty sure people dont do intimate things on double dates
u know... unless theyre gonna turn into orgies

[fehus]

fair.

let's save the orgy for the second double date.

[bragnificent]

I mean I'll ask but
u know... cant make any promises

tho obviously, still not in the woods

[fehus]

scared of poison ivy on your ass?

[bragnificent]

idk if scared is the word I'd use
but yeah I feel like comfort would probably be an issue here

[fehus]

fine. you can pick the orgy location. there are a lot of acorns on the ground.

[bragnificent]

well if u like the outdoors that much I know a spot by the football field that could probably work
just flat grass u know

[fehus]

seems a little exposed for a first time orgy.

[bragnificent]

ok then
motel room it is

[fehus]

cliche, and probably seedy? pass on that one.

[bragnificent]

well then I'm out of ideas
but sometimes cliche is cliche for a reason I mean, not all motels are seedy