FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

[dragony]

who says we can't eat glass

also for disclaimer purposes this character is nineteen

[(Anonymous)]

crack a priceless antique over negotiator's head

[dragony]

Oh I like you.

[(Anonymous)]

find a female friend and take them on a spa day!! relax for a thread day, girl

[dragony]

but anon
i don't have friends ???????
will female strangers suffice. is store-bought fine.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, sure. idc how well you know them, just get your well-deserved rest and relaxation !!!!!!

[girlybruiser]

[ IN AN ELEVATOR somewhere, with Haru waiting in front of the door for it to open because it's her floor.

But the doors don't open, which earns the heavy metal doors a suspicious look. ]

Strange...

[ She presses the button that should allow the door to open, but nothing happens. ]

Er...

[dragony]

[ Now, normally, Ruka wouldn't take the elevator in the first place — either they get jammed, or they catch on fire, or she's a sentimental loser, whatever — but the stairs were blocked off after someone's attempted move-in resulted in an avalanche of couches blocking the whole stairwell, so. Elevator.

Busted elevator.

At the back of the car, while Haru fusses with the button panel with suspicion and rising uncertainty, Ruka exhales long enough and loud enough that maybe she can just force her soul out of her body and float away.

... Nope. ]

Trapped, right?

[girlybruiser]

Oh, I'm certain it's just...

[ She tries the buttons again to no avail. At that moment, the elevator seems to jostle, enough to make Haru misstep and nearly tumble against the wall. The shifting of the elevator isn't alarming enough to make her scream for help, but it does prove Ruka's point. ]

... oh, dear.

[flightforfreedom]

Hey - Ruka, right?

[ Poe's making a list, and checking it - well, once. ]

[dragony]

Right...

[ Gently... squints at... what's this guy's deal. what does he want. ]

Why do you ask?

[flightforfreedom]

[ He kind of gestures to - well - everyone else. ]

I've been given a mission to deliver a kiss to everyone here, so. [ He's not all that keen on just kissing people he doesn't know without consent, though... ]

Nothin' fancy, and you're more than welcome to tell me to screw off, instead.

[mortalweapon]

[ she leeeEEEAAAaans down for this smol to press a very gentle robokiss to the top of her head ]