FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

skeets

[snarkbot]

i don't know how to continue this joke !!

[darkov]

Um...

[snarkbot]

Hello, sir. Is there something I can assist you with?

[darkov]

Well, um. Yes? I think.

[...

frowning down at the cereal bowl full of glass pieces:]

Do you eat things like this, really...?

[snarkbot]

...Sir, I don't have a mouth. I don't eat anything.




Is that really glass?

[darkov]

[:(........................]

...Someone told me to...give it to you, and...I, I don't know.

[snarkbot]

I think someone may be playing a prank on you. [ Why are kids so gullible !!! ] I can pretend to eat it if that would work.

[darkov]

Um. Ma-maybe? If that's alright. I don't know. [THE SUDDEN FEAR OF NONEXISTENT RETRIBUTION AT FAILURE???] Sorry. It--it sounded weird, but I didn't ask. Maybe you don't have to.

[snarkbot]

[ Little hatches open on his underside and tiny robot arms come out. ]

>sigh< Here, give me the bowl.

[darkov]

[a beat.

he holds up the bowl.]

You...really don't have to if it's...um...

[snarkbot]

If I allow you to keep the glass you might hurt yourself, sir.

[ SMALL CHILD MUST BE UNAWARE OF DANGERS OF WORLD, right<

He takes the bowl and then brings it up to the front part of his body and sort of... plays chewing sounds through his speakers. ]

I have eaten your meal. Your mission is accomplished.

[darkov]

[whoa.]

...

[blink.]

O-oh, um. Tha-thank you. That was...good of you...

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Staring at skeets.]

...Yeah, this should count, right?

[Darin runs up to skeets and kinda strikes a pose from behind while holding up his phone to snap a selfie.]

[snarkbot]

[ ?? ???? ?????? ]

Uh, greetings, sir? Am I one of the stops on a scavenger hunt again?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Huh? No, I don't think so. I just needed to get some selfies with some strangers and...well, you're super cool looking.

[snarkbot]

Thank you for noticing.

[faithfulson]

Um... I know this is an odd one, but...

[ Here, Skeets; have a little metal hat. It's got a magnet on it so it can stick to his exterior and not fall off while he's moving. ]

[snarkbot]

...Thank you, sir...?

What's the occasion?

[flightforfreedom]

Skeets! Come here a sec.

[snarkbot]

[ zooms over, no big ]

Is there something the matter, sir?

[flightforfreedom]

Nope.

[ He reaches out and puts his hand on top of Skeets' chassis, as if to stabilize him, and then leans in and give him a quick, friendly peck on his dome. ]

There you go, bud.

[reexamined]

[Kaytu "coughs" and then begins to sing Skeets a song.]

[snarkbot]

Oh!

[ FLUSTERED AND PLEASED ??? ]

That was very nice, thank you.

[reexamined]

You're welcome. Love.