FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

[h2no]

already done ate glass thank u

[stabbyfingers]

You. Get on my back.

[h2no]

Okay.

Crouch down, then.

[stabbyfingers]

[ YOU JUST GONNA ACCEPT THAT YOU WEIRDO ??? WHATEVER. THIS IS EASIER.

He crouches down. In the most grumpy way. ]

[h2no]

[good.

archie... lifts a foot up, puts it on the small of negotiator's back and pushes him forward roughly.

get! dunked! on!]

[stabbyfingers]

[ Negotiator hits the ground, promptly splits his lip (do Reach have lips ??? His mouth part), and then in his split second of "probably shouldn't have people see me stab Archie", flops over and grabs Archie's ankle, and then dimension shifts them both. Now they're invisible and also can go through walls. Not the floor, for some reason. ]

You'll regret that.

[h2no]

[he doesn't understand what the negotiator just did to him, but maybe he should be worried? he's not, because he's... not good at judging situations.]

You say that like I don't regret everything I do. [weird flex, but okay. he tries to kick negotiator's hand off.]

[drivesadesk]

"Archie," Jonathan says, "I just wanted to tell you. You're hot."

[h2no]

Thanks! I know.

[flightforfreedom]

Arch, come 'ere, I'm gonna give you a smooch.

[ Not even trying to be coy. ]

Also if you have any chapstick I'd be really thankful.

[h2no]

Okay.

[look, he gets this situation. he'll allow it. poe has a kissable face. he doesn't have weird feelings.]

I don't, sorry. Corner store?

[flightforfreedom]

Eh, I'll find some.

[ He slides a hand around Archie's waist, pulls him in closer, and plants a warm kiss slightly off center of his mouth, just managing to catch the edge of his beard, too. ]

[h2no]

[well! that was nice! he beams, claps poe on the shoulder.]

Good shit!

[flightforfreedom]

[ He grins and gives Archie a wink. ]

Always more where that came from.

[ And then he's already off, like an asshole. ]

[therewillbeorder]

I have no idea what a 'spinning tea cup ride is' or why we would be on it. It seems ridiculous.

[h2no]

Ain't that a fairground thing? Ugh, whatever, I'll do it as long as you ain't the type to get sick from it. Not dealing with that.

[reexamined]

I assume you like fishing.

[h2no]

The fishing that exists in this world? With the hooks? That kills the fish in the worst way possible?

No. It's fucked up and I hate it.

[(Anonymous)]

go around and try to pick up 3 other characters IN YOUR BIG PIRATE ARMS

[h2no]

I lift so I can pick up my friends! I'm on it, anon!

[killtime]

[ FIRST, begrudgingly: ]

You're not so bad, I guess. Even with the crying. I... [ HHHHhhh ] It's easier. Having you around to help with shit.

[ LONG PAUSE

THEN LIKE ACTUALLY EATING GLASS: ]

You wanna get married?

[h2no]

You have an emotional breakdown one time and suddenly you're the guy that cries all the time! [HUFF] Don't worry about it.

[then-- wait. what.]

N...no? I mean... no offense, but no?

[killtime]

Thank the fucking gods. There isn't enough alcohol on this entire shithole planet to get even one of us through that marriage.

[h2no]

Hey! I am a homeowner back in my world, you know. I mean-- it's a cave and it's full of grunts and random pieces of high-end technology, but it's still... y'know, yeah, I get ya. Can't even argue that.

[killtime]

Yeah, I'm not trying to get joint custody of whatever grunts are, so.