FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

[killtime]

[ FIRST, begrudgingly: ]

You're not so bad, I guess. Even with the crying. I... [ HHHHhhh ] It's easier. Having you around to help with shit.

[ LONG PAUSE

THEN LIKE ACTUALLY EATING GLASS: ]

You wanna get married?

[h2no]

You have an emotional breakdown one time and suddenly you're the guy that cries all the time! [HUFF] Don't worry about it.

[then-- wait. what.]

N...no? I mean... no offense, but no?

[killtime]

Thank the fucking gods. There isn't enough alcohol on this entire shithole planet to get even one of us through that marriage.

[h2no]

Hey! I am a homeowner back in my world, you know. I mean-- it's a cave and it's full of grunts and random pieces of high-end technology, but it's still... y'know, yeah, I get ya. Can't even argue that.

[killtime]

Yeah, I'm not trying to get joint custody of whatever grunts are, so.

[h2no]

And I've said enough about my own life for the next five years. Good talk, Andy.

[killtime]

You know I'm almost curious? But not that curious.

[h2no]

[god he's going to have to tell her eventually, isn't he? fuck.]

Probably for the best. The best friendships are forged on drinking in complete silence, are they not?