FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

[knaval]

[(Anonymous)]

make a balloon animal for roman

[knaval]

I'm not making squat. I'll buy one.

[calloused]

[ piece of shit threw a tree through his cabin. he remembers. he doesn't want to sing with the piece of shit who threw a tree through his cabin. there was a tree, and it went through his cabin, and derek doesn't want to sing with him. but here we are. HERE WE ARE ]

Do you know Werewolves of London.

[knaval]

[unfortunately for derek, riptide is also kind of stupid.]

No. Who are they?

[calloused]

[ dot dot dot. ]

What about... Toto? I bless the raaaains doooown in Aaaafricaaa - that one.

[knaval]

[he does know that one, but he lives to he an inconveience to derek, apparently.]

Nope.

[sonofgold]

[From here.]

Uhm, okay. So I'm only kind of sure what a robot is, but I used to be one.

[knaval]

You should probably talk about that to one of the robots around here.

[flightforfreedom]

Hey, Riptide, either crouch down or make yourself your squishier self for a minute.

[knaval]

[turning to his human form would make this far too easy, so riptide just crouches down. enjoy that van sized face up in your shit.]

What?

[flightforfreedom]

[ Well. At least he can reach. It means he has to put his hands on Riptide's giant cheek cheek panel to steady himself, but he plants a kiss smack on the silver chrome. ]

There you go. Kiss delivered.

[knaval]

[riptide just b l i n k s really slowly.]

Why? You know I'm not into you like that, right?

[neverdied]

[Have totally bored looking and yet strangely aggressive sounding old dude who's sceaming... semi-nice things...?

he loves you, dog.]

I HEAR YOU'RE AN IMMORTAL, AND ALSO TALL ENOUGH TO CRUSH PEOPLE! I'D SPEND TIME WITH YOUR ROBOT SELF BECAUSE I WOULDN'T GET THE URGE TO EAT YOU, PLUS IT'D BE FAR MORE INTERESTING THAN MOST HUMANS AROUND. BOATS ARE OKAY!

Okay, bye.

[knaval]

I'm not immortal, and I'm not a robot. Was this meant to be poorly thought out compliments? I hate it!







...Boats are pretty okay, though.

[neverdied]

Older than me, still counts.

[knaval]

You the same as Andy, right?

[he doesn't know the exact age, but he sure did see him on her post.]

Don't worry, everything'll get a lot more fun for you when you live long enough for the technological revolution. I get going nuts after a couple thousand years on this boring planet.

Anyway, do I need to compliment you back, or something? Uhhh... your flesh shell is... large? And intimidating. I'd imagine that's useful for interacting with other, smaller organics.

[neverdied]

[Just. Staring.]

Please don't.

[knaval]

[YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP HIM?]

You have big eyebrows. Rung has big eyebrows and a lot of people like him. Are they a status symbol for humans, or something? If they are, then congratulations on your big eyebrows.

[mortalweapon]

[ him too tol

TAP TAPS ON HIS LEG ]

[knaval]

[he knows that tapping. riptide crouches down so she knows he's paying attention.]

Hey.

[mortalweapon]

[ She waits patiently for him to lean down close enough!! ]

I have been asked to deliver "robokisses" to my friends.
Will you accept one, Riptide?

[knaval]

[he looks over her for a moment, going on a little bit of a Face Journey. eventually, he releases a small blast of air from his vents in a sigh and holds a hand up.]

Go on, then.

[if she touches her hand to his, she'll get a little zap. not a traditional kiss, but then they're not stupid flesh humans, are they?]

[mortalweapon]

[ She's never done it this way before, but hey, it's probably better than the awkward smashing of orifices so why not. She reaches out to press her hand to his — and oh! Zap! Little sparks light at the tail ends of her hair cables. ]

That was novel.

[knaval]

Yeah, well. Mouth stuff is gross.

[deep thoughts with riptide]