FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

[neverdied]

[Have totally bored looking and yet strangely aggressive sounding old dude who's sceaming... semi-nice things...?

he loves you, dog.]

I HEAR YOU'RE AN IMMORTAL, AND ALSO TALL ENOUGH TO CRUSH PEOPLE! I'D SPEND TIME WITH YOUR ROBOT SELF BECAUSE I WOULDN'T GET THE URGE TO EAT YOU, PLUS IT'D BE FAR MORE INTERESTING THAN MOST HUMANS AROUND. BOATS ARE OKAY!

Okay, bye.

[knaval]

I'm not immortal, and I'm not a robot. Was this meant to be poorly thought out compliments? I hate it!







...Boats are pretty okay, though.

[neverdied]

Older than me, still counts.

[knaval]

You the same as Andy, right?

[he doesn't know the exact age, but he sure did see him on her post.]

Don't worry, everything'll get a lot more fun for you when you live long enough for the technological revolution. I get going nuts after a couple thousand years on this boring planet.

Anyway, do I need to compliment you back, or something? Uhhh... your flesh shell is... large? And intimidating. I'd imagine that's useful for interacting with other, smaller organics.

[neverdied]

[Just. Staring.]

Please don't.

[knaval]

[YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP HIM?]

You have big eyebrows. Rung has big eyebrows and a lot of people like him. Are they a status symbol for humans, or something? If they are, then congratulations on your big eyebrows.

[neverdied]

[Stooooooooop.]

I want to die. More so than ever before.

[knaval]

Your hair is a weird colour. I bet that brings you a lot of attention, huh?

[can't stop won't stop]

[neverdied]

Do you have an off switch, robot?

1/2

[knaval]

Haha, no! Silly human.

[knaval]

Do you have the ability to find peace in a long-awaited death?

[neverdied]

Literally yes. That's all I want.

[knaval]

Then I guess we're both equally bad at shutting down.

[neverdied]

[Sigh.]

Yeah. 'Least it shut you up, though.

[knaval]

It was a very good insult. You're so good at insults. I'm sure many humans find that unbearably attractive.

[why did you remind him]

[neverdied]

[Because maybe, deep down, he thinks he deserves to suffer.]

I believe the term is negging.

[knaval]

That's not a word. That can't be a word. No, you're wrong, I'm rejecting that word. Nice insult, idiot.

[neverdied]

Learn to yahoogle.

[knaval]

No.

[neverdied]

I'll just neg you then.

[knaval]

I got at least another three million years in me, bud. I can literally do this forever.