FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

[neverdied]

y tho

[(Anonymous)]

go give riptide at least 5 compliments
but you have to scream them at him

[neverdied]

Ugh. Fine. I dunno about five though.

[(Anonymous)]

get somebody an unbirthday cake

it has to be somebody's unbirthday somewhere, man

[neverdied]

I'll even bake it.

[flightforfreedom]

[ He has no idea who Jack is, but a mission is a mission, so... ]

Uh, hey. I'm Poe. Supposed to deliver a kiss to everyone here.

[neverdied]

What do I get out of it?

[flightforfreedom]

Uh.

...

A kiss?

[neverdied]

Oh. No thanks.

[Don't voluntarily go near a cannibals mouth, Poe!]

[flightforfreedom]

[ He doesn't know that!! ... Which is probably for the best or he'd take it as a challenge. ]

Alright, well, if anyone asks, you got one.

[neverdied]

Whatever. Tell them what you want.

[It's not like he has a reputation to ever uphold beyond "grumpy, old dude".]

[flightforfreedom]

[ Well his reputation is well in tact with Poe who just sort of sighs and wanders off. ]

[(Anonymous)]

give out at least 3 hugs!!!!!!!!!!!

[neverdied]

I'd prefer not to. Feeling a little hungry.

[killtime]

Marry me.

[neverdied]

I'd rather die. Guess I can't do that though.

[killtime]

You'd rather die than do most shit, so that's not actually saying much.

[neverdied]

Point. I've married plenty of times before. Trouble is you won't eventually die like the rest of them.

[killtime]

Yeah, I fucking will. Give it a couple thousand more years.

Failing that, there's always this thing called divorce.

[neverdied]

No. I'm not letting you get half of what I own. It's mine.

[killtime]

Okay, well there's also centuries of separation.

[neverdied]

Hm, pass. All sounds like too much effort.

[killtime]

Too bad. I'm a pretty good wife. Like — I dunno, a 6/10? Maybe a 7, depending on how shitty I feeling that century.

[neverdied]

You really think I'd make a good husband though?

[killtime]

Bold of you to assume I'm a sensible enough person that it would matter.