FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

[killtime]

Marry me.

[neverdied]

I'd rather die. Guess I can't do that though.

[killtime]

You'd rather die than do most shit, so that's not actually saying much.

[neverdied]

Point. I've married plenty of times before. Trouble is you won't eventually die like the rest of them.

[killtime]

Yeah, I fucking will. Give it a couple thousand more years.

Failing that, there's always this thing called divorce.

[neverdied]

No. I'm not letting you get half of what I own. It's mine.

[killtime]

Okay, well there's also centuries of separation.

[neverdied]

Hm, pass. All sounds like too much effort.

[killtime]

Too bad. I'm a pretty good wife. Like — I dunno, a 6/10? Maybe a 7, depending on how shitty I feeling that century.

[neverdied]

You really think I'd make a good husband though?

[killtime]

Bold of you to assume I'm a sensible enough person that it would matter.

[neverdied]

Stupid of me to think these few thousands years might have brought about some wisdom.

[killtime]

Hey, I have some fucking wisdom. For example — you know why we actually can't get married?

Neither one of us has a last name. It'd make for really awkward wedding announcements.

[neverdied]

You really don't have a surname?

[killtime]

Not a real one. "Andromanche of Scythia." That's fucking it.

wow i didn't even notice

[neverdied]

Yeah, that's shit. Andy Scythia is shit.

[killtime]

On so many levels, honestly.

Not like you're any better off.

[neverdied]

I've had some in the past. Sometimes Smith.

[Literally the most boring and unassuming of surnames for the most boring and unassuming of dudes.]

[killtime]

Wow, real creative, Jack. So what happened to all the Mrs. Smiths? You just wait for them to fucking croak?