FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

DONGER!!

[mortalweapon]

🤖🤖🤖

[(Anonymous)]

go give hans the atomic wedgie that only a superior being like urself ever could

Re: DONGER!!

[(Anonymous)]

fight someone you've never spoken to before

[isthatyou]

[hello Danger you are being awkwardly approached by a plant boy.

Grumbling a little, he pulls off his hat to reveal his stupidly long "hair", which has flowers growing in it. He plucks several out before shoving them towards her.]

Uhhhh, I guess these are for you?

[mortalweapon]

[ ROBOSQUINT ]

Please clarify: What am I expected to do with these?

[isthatyou]

I dunno man, whatever you want? People like to put flowers in vases but if you wanna toss 'em or get creative with it that's all on you.

[mortalweapon]

I have never been given flowers before.

[ Paaauuuse ]

Thank you.

[isthatyou]

No biggie. I got plenty more where that came from.

[mortalweapon]

Initial analysis suggests you are made almost entirely from plant matter.
Is that accurate?

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Hi. There's this guy. Standing there with some metal polish and a cleaning cloth, looking a cross between hating his life and wanting to run away really fast. ]

...I was told I need to polish your... hair.

[ THAT'S HAIR?! ]

[mortalweapon]

[ .... ]

I would prefer that you did not.

[sleight_of_hand]

Great! I would prefer I didn't either.

[ Excuse him while he bolts. ]

[neverdied]

[Jack has a very pretty looking cake that he presents to danger.]

I made you an unbirthday cake. It's made from the souls of the innocent.

[mortalweapon]

Are you certain?
Based on presentation alone, it appears to be made from the fecal matter of the innocent.

[neverdied]

Same difference. Human innocence is shit, it doesn't exist. Just like this cake is shit. But the cake exists...

[mortalweapon]

I cannot ingest cake in this body.

[neverdied]

That's okay, it's shit anyway.

[Heh.

Heh.]

[mortalweapon]

...Ah. I see.
That was a play on words.
You are a funny person.

Re: DONGER!!

[(Anonymous)]

two can play at this game girl
u go round and give all ya friends some cute robokisses!!

[mortalweapon]

JOKES ON YOU I LOVE ROBOKISSES

[h2no]

Hey. Someone told me to pick up three people and you look like you might be a challenge! I won't make you pay for hospital bills if I break anything in the attempt.

You game?

[mortalweapon]

I am uncertain if I should take the implication about my weight as an insult or not.

[h2no]

It's less the height and more the metal. I mean, unless your chassis is hyper-advanced lightweight and ultra-conservative to make everything about you as sleek and functional as possible?

I mean, if that's the case, then cool? That's cool. You're a model of efficiency we can aspire to be.

[mortalweapon]

I weigh almost precisely 275 pounds.
If you wish to make the attempt regardless, then you have my invitation.

[h2no]

Okay. Okay. I'm not gonna be liftin' you over my head but I think I can do that for a short time.

[maybe. his thing is mostly stamina, not muscle.]

How do you wanna do this?