TFLN: MOM EDITION (pt. II)

[bragnificent]

you know what to do!

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ADDS SOME SALT

[therewillbeorder]

You're the one in my bathroom, princess. That's getting fairly personal.

ADDS SOME SOY MILK

[articulations]

Oh. I'm sorry. Did you need to use it?

ADDS SOME ALMOND MILK

[therewillbeorder]

That would be nice.

Unless you're planning on staying in there?

WE'RE SUDDENLY BARISTAS

[articulations]

It would be rude of me to hog it when I'm not the only one here.

You never did answer me about the blonde question.

RAGE BARISTAS

[therewillbeorder]

Yes, it would.

I couldn't tell but it seems you might have blonde streaks at least. An unfortunate accident with some bleach?

so much rage

[articulations]

[ s i g h ]

Wonderful. Just what I needed.

rage hotter than coffee

[therewillbeorder]

I think I have some pictures if you want to inspect the extent of the damage.

[He definitely got pictures.]

tiny rage and ginger rage

[articulations]

[ he would. she's honestly not surprised. SHE CAN'T EVEN BE MAD. ]

I might as well. What else am I going to do tonight?

such a great combination

[therewillbeorder]

I'll forward them to you. It seems as if you had a rather interesting night last night.

But you can't spend tonight in my bathroom.

a very great one

[articulations]

Yeah. Sure. It was a "great" time.

I don't plan on it. Your floor is filthy.

wow Leia, WOW

[therewillbeorder]

I beg your pardon?

I will have you know my quarters are always spotless, including my bathroom. If it's filthy, that's entirely your doing.

:D :D :D

[articulations]

No, you actually have a group of hairy looking dust fluffs in the one corner. And behind the bathroom door at the edge of the tub.

They're ginger colored. Definitely not mine.

>|

[therewillbeorder]

Dust fluffs?!

These kinds of lies are beneath you. And no, I'm not coming in there to look because I don't trust you in an enclosed space with sharp objects.

>)

[articulations]

Sharp objects? What, your toothbrush? Are you that afraid of a little bristle burn?

And yes. Dust fluffs.

>| >|

[therewillbeorder]

I know you most likely have my razor held behind your back or something.

And keep your filthy hands off of my toothbrush.

[Actually he's replacing it. If he knows her, she most likely used it to scrub the toilet a little.]

that good streak didn't last long

[articulations]

I wouldn't touch your razor if it were my last weapon of defense. I don't know where it's been.

it never does...

[therewillbeorder]

You never said why you are in my bathroom.

And from what you've said, on the floor.