RELATIONSHIP TABLE!!

[selfimage]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ
♡ Use olesia's code for extra fun. (Not that I steal stuff or anything. Thanks olesia, you're a trooper.)

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

[doneproperly]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	Allies. Not feeling crippling loneliness.	He would actually have to make himself vulnerable.

Seriously kids don't get into a relationship with Nathaniel. He's a jerk and he'll make you cry and surprisingly these two things are totally unrelated.

[hostage]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Skye	Sweet and funny and gorgeous and smart and sexy. Already dating her.	She thinks I'm a good guy. I'll probably kill her.
Kara	Older, experienced, insanely hot woman. I probably can't kill her.	She might be a little psycho. She's not human. Is that weird?
Kate B.	Totally into me. Pretty much a badass.	I'll probably kill her. Or maybe she'll kill me.
Tess	MILF vibes. Also a badass.	Joel's partner or Joel's "partner"? I'll probably kill her.
Kenzi	Perfect in almost every way. She might be into me.	Looks like my dead girlfriend. I'll probably kill her, too.
Tony Stark	He's Tony Stark.	He has a penis.

[heartstings]

/is resilient don't gotta worry about killing

[valr]

"a little"

[selfimage]

NAME	PROS	CONS that aren't LOKI IS HIMSELF
David Alleyne	✴ Unreasonably attractive. ✴ Intelligent, logical. ✴ Challenging. ✴ Is an undeniable variable.	✴ Thinks he's right all the time. ✴ Sometimes he is right. ✴ I actually care what he thinks.
Hank Pym	✴ Mortal science brain. I could gain the power of science. ✴ Awkwardly charming. ✴ Intelligent.	✴ I don't want to hear about ants. ✴ Won't shut up about everything. ✴ Doesn't answer his phone after 9 p.m.
Gilbert Nightray	✴ Very attractive. Nice neck. ✴ Easily manipulated. ✴ He has a mysterious secret I've yet to uncover. ✴ Can make cinnamon rolls.	✴ Personal style is 100 years outdated. ✴ Dislikes breakfast. ✴ Never gets innuendo ever.
Skye	✴ Defiant revolutionary, would subvert the system with me. ✴ Suspicions easily bypassed. ✴ I could gain +10 hacking points. ✴ I could possibly relate to her.	✴ Questionable music taste. ✴ Actually a good person. ✴ Might run into traffic. ✴ I could possibly relate to her too much.
Gabriel	✴ Everyday pranking. ✴ Surprisingly easy to talk to.	✴ Too easy to talk to. ✴ Nope.
Eddie Nygma	✴ Challenging. ✴ Wordplay is fun. We could do the Sunday crossword together. ✴ Probably doesn't care about trash.	✴ Cagey, a tad bit paranoid. ✴ Probably paranoid for a good reason.
Tommy Shepherd	✴ Doesn't care about most things. ✴ Possibly easily to bribe.	✴ "Gotta go fast" might not just be limited to his speed.
Noh-Varr	✴ Kate Bishop would judge me. ✴ Everyday party!	✴ Kate Bishop would judge me. ✴ Too Kree for me.
Light Yagami	✴ Intelligent, logical. ✴ Open to ideas that are beyond him.	✴ His bored face is unattractive. ✴ His parties are boring parties. ✴ Gross, authority.
Lydia Martin	✴ Ridiculously attractive. ✴ Confident, defiant, charming. ✴ Challenging. ✴ Intelligent, makes good connections. ✴ Taking over the world.	✴ Something that's not LOKI.

[valr]

NAME	PROS	CONS
anyone over 21	sex	feelings

Jayden Zharkov

[immigrantpunk]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Sasha Blouse	She is impressed by maps of the US	She probably has wartime PTSD
April Ludgate	They can snark together until the end of time	She's married
Clara Oswald	She is a cute British chick who can help his grammar	Hot for teacher fantasies never work out
Kate Bishop	She can educate him about the wide world of musical theatre	She might think he's an idiot

I don't think I'm doing this right

[sofentheblow]

somewhere karla's three-way senses are going fucking haywire

also "possible electrocution" "might develop feelings" i'm still laughing so hard at all of this

[vengefulshades]

Shinjiro I drew you a picture.

Actually I spilled some paint on a piece of paper, but it represents our friendship.

[projectkr]

One day Zee and Rob will be late-thirties
and Superboy will look the same
and he'll be their clone teenager

MORE MAY BE ADDED LATER

[runningstart]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Artemis	❤she's actually really cute ❤she's pretty kickass too ❤she's a spitfire	☠she hates me now ☠i sorta hate her too a little ☠we would fight. a lot.
Rob	❤best friend, really gets me ❤knows all my favorite foods ❤has a loaded adoptive dad	☠is a guy not super into that ☠the super secret id thing is annoying ☠batman is father-in-law??!?!?!
Lydia Martin	❤SMOKING HOT. ❤can talk nerdy with me	☠CALLED ME INSECURE I'M NOT INSECURE
Ellie	❤pretty cute ❤the pun thing is adorable	☠seems emotionally distant, not getting mixed up in that ☠the pun thing.
Annie	❤kinda cute I guess ❤BROUGHT ME CUPCAKES	☠also emotionally distant sorta
Superboy	❤doesn't make me talk about my feelings	☠also a guy that's a big problem
Pretty much any girl in my age bracket (or older, not picky)	❤cute aaaah i love girls ❤pretty did i mention i love girls ❤their laughs and their faces ❤when they punch you and it doesn't hurt ❤or sometimes it does also cool ❤seriously they are so cute tho ❤and hot ❤i love girls lkvgjsdf i love them	☠literally i got nothin'

[immigrantpunk]

Why is Will not on this list

you need to marry so you can adopt Jayden

[ironbuttmonkey]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Satsuki	PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING	- Pro is a con 2perfect4him - every mutual friend they have would kill him - she might kill him indirectly, he'd have a heart attack every time he thought he messed up - maybe trying to date your boss is inappropriate he isnt sure
Kay	- Cute - Enthusiastic - Seems fun - Get along pretty well	- would probably have more fun being her friend instead
Inumuta	- SURPRISINGLY FUN GUY	- isn't a cute girl

he'd probably go on dates with most girls though he's a very typical 18 year old dude in that respect
UNLESS THEY'RE LIKE...evil

[diociopath]

NAME	PROS	CONS
anyone on this list	sex	everything else

[performance]

he'll get you into R-rated movies

[shutterbugged]

i can't

[symbionic]

I win

[sanguineseams]

denied

[diociopath]

hey

if they can figure somethin out

he'll totally do the laundry

[performance]

if there's one thing robin has learned from wally

it's not to take "not super into that" for an answer

[unsparing]

MILF vibes, huh?

[immuno]

wow i see that honesty makes the cons list is that how it's gonna be wally!!!

[sanguineseams]

he's seen your wardrobe choices

n o t h a n k y o u s i r

[immuno]

actual perfect woman lydia martin.




not sure if horrified bc LOKI or impressed.

[immuno]

this chart speaks to lydia on a personal level js