RELATIONSHIP TABLE!!

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the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ
♡ Use olesia's code for extra fun. (Not that I steal stuff or anything. Thanks olesia, you're a trooper.)

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

[valr]

NAME	PROS	CONS
anyone over 21	sex	feelings

[immuno]

this chart speaks to lydia on a personal level js

[valr]

feelings are gross why does anyone want them

[immuno]

idk but they need to take them elsewhere bc i heard that shit is contagious as fuck.

[valr]

kara has nearly 1000 years of experience to attest that it is contagious and its why she doesn't spend more than a month in a single place. no one can get their gross feelings on you if you aren't even there

[immuno]

VIOLENTLY MOVES AWAY

... like ... her ex-bf ...

/cries deeply

[valr]

NO LYDIA CRYING IS THE FIRST SIGN OF FEELINGS

[heartstings]

pretty much where kenzi is at this point

[valr]

atta girl

[heartstings]

pretty much her whole relationship with her boss right now (that cant possibly go wrong, right?)

[valr]

yeah there is absolutely no way for that to end badly

[heartstings]

nope, not at all

especially not when she's got feelings for her roommate and playing around with chilton

[valr]

gurl no that's just making shit complicated

[celestialpervert]

Why is Balthazar not here?

He can totally do sex with no feelings.

[valr]

look its a relationship meme ok most people expect feelings in relationships. otherwise its just called fuckbuddies

[celestialpervert]

feelings? really? ew

[valr]

yeah it's some weird human thing kara doesnt get it

[shittybirthday]

joel would agree. sex = good. feelings = very bad.

[valr]

hey joel wanna bang

[shittybirthday]

sure. you're weird but, alright jesse was right, you're hot.

[valr]

invite tess for a threesome

[shittybirthday]

if only tess hadn't died and feelings weren't a problem there

[valr]

why does everyone have to get feelings involved

[unsparing]

+1 :'(

[unsparing]

maybe kara should brow wiggle