RELATIONSHIP TABLE!!

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the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ
♡ Use olesia's code for extra fun. (Not that I steal stuff or anything. Thanks olesia, you're a trooper.)

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

[darwinatrix]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	They might be useful	Dating is for idiot civilians

[glassinine]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	Companionship can be a comfort	I destroy everything I love

[deathline]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Nah.	For her, you're another person to feel contempt/murderous intent towards.	Misanthrope. Can kill anything that lives. Basically, Shiki is the con of the relationship, oops.

man this is turning out great so far

[dissemble]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Angels	Some are okay.	Most are not.
Non-Angels	Nil	Too many to list.

[godly]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	You'd be dating Light Yagami	You'd be dating Light Yagami

[hands4healing]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Automail	Can build it to any design she particularly desires.	...
Edward Elric	Cute butt. Would be incredibly faithful.	He's Edward Elric.

[genoshan]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Charles	hot telepath good at chess	always with the lecturing probably cheats at chess
Emma	hot telepath cohabitates the same moral grey area	may or may not be dating adopted son

[ancillary]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Jacob Taylor	Loyal Abs could cut diamonds	Ex Too family oriented
Tony Stark	Money Knows his shit Choice booty call real estate Money	That thing he does where he opens his mouth and sounds come out
Anyone	Have you seen me	Have you met me

[myownbestfriend]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Scott Summers	hot mutant already dating him technically so he is broken in	is Scott Summers
Erik Lehnsherr	hot arrogant mutant can compare him to the version from own universe	might get called "Charles" in bed and be unable to control gag reflex
Miles Edgeworth	can behave himself in public without being mind controlled	possibly actually gay?
Erwin Smith	looks like Steve Rogers yet lacks tedious sanctimony	not certain he knows or is interested in how babies are made
Max Lord	comes from Boston money is a psychic with questionable morals	comes from Boston money is a psychic with questionable morals
Oswald Cobblepot	charming	looks exactly like you'd think someone named "Oswald Cobblepot" would look
Hank Pym	old enough to satisfy Daddy issues sufficiently cowed by repeated romantic disasters as to be tractable	is Hank Pym
Loki	became really hot at some point	constant unsettling sense of impending betrayal
Matt Murdock	hot I mean seriously just look at him	excessive degree of tiresome ethics likely might call him "Sean" in bed and need to somehow avoid ensuing awkward conversation
Norman Osborn	are you fucking kidding me	literally everything
Peter Parker	possible threesome with Spider-Man?	possible threesome with Spider-Man
T'Challa	might as well steal Ororo's husband too most emotionally functional man I have ever considered sleeping with also hot	possible electrocution might develop feelings
Tony Stark	hot ego large enough I can say whatever I want already know what I'm getting	already know what I'm getting

[notdaredevil]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Practically any woman	Sex, company. Love. Really hot sex.	Bullseye. Death. Seriously name me one superhero who has MORE dead girlfriends.

[infomodder]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Bader	Can't make fun of my aftershave Loves animals Independent Tummy rubs!!!! Affectionate Really licky Drop-dead gorgeous	She's a literal animal.
Everyone else	Not a literal animal.	Not a literal animal.

[granddevil]

NAME	PROS	CONS
People who aren't Akira	N O N E	They aren't Akira

[symbionic]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Power Girl	Literally everything.	Literally nothing.
Spider-Man!	Been my hero since high school Usually the greatest guy ever	Been my hero since high school The symbiote really likes him Suspicious relationship with Peter Parker?
Peter Parker	UNSURE	It's Peter Parker Seriously is he dating Spider-Man?

[detriments]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA ok

NAME	PROS	CONS
renee montoya	beautiful, intelligent, strong, grown, protective, in charge of herself, respectful	too deep in her own head, too normal and morally sound, therefore boring
kate kane	sexy, mature, badass, in charge of herself	history with renee, complicated feelings?!, too deep in her own head
frederick chilton	completely fucking messed up, manipulative, interesting	too cunning and ambitious for his own fucking good. they're too alike.
tony stark	attractive, rich, powerful, charming	she's had a million tony starks before
norman osborn	maybe not as attractive, but he's confident and powerful and rich and loves power play as much as she does	which in turn doesn't quite make him as easy to manipulate. dangerous for Christine's ambitions.
the shade	WHAT A MAN WHAT A MAN WHAT A MAN full of class, charming, intelligent, interesting, perfect company	NAW THEY'RE BETTER OFF AS SASSY GOSSIP BUDDIES

if you want more give me names i'll do 'em ayyy

PETER PARKER

[shutterbugged]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Molly Hooper	Cute, really nice Science!	Would probably ruin her life How does she feel about kids?
Diamond Lil	Attractive, funny	Do not need to get into weird love quandrangle with Daredevil and the Punisher (if he's still around)
Loki	If there's anyone to explore bicuriosity with...	If there's anyone not to explore bicuriosity with... Looks like a teenager, which is creepy
Flash Thompson	I have eyes One of my best friends Good with small children	One of my best friends A guy A straight guy Unless he's gay for my alter ego Valeria needs emotional stability, not relationship drama
Power Girl	Attractive, smart, great in a fight	Kinda take-charge... wait, that's not actually a con

Will do more names upon request!

[performance]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Artemis	Could probably shotput me Secretly a dork but in a cool way We would never talk about our feelings	Family reunions Ten million secrets We would never talk about our feelings
Zatanna	LITERALLY MAGIC Sharp dresser. Ridiculously pretty. Has good taste in grammar?	Collapsing under the weight of our combined parental issues Our children would look like clones
Wally	We're already practically married I wouldn't need a car Knows my first name	Entire trust fund goes to food Batman would make :| faces

[earnedmystripes]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Tomoe Kaburagi	everything	she's dead
Barnaby Brooks Jr.	they're practically married already	Kotetsu's still in love with Tomoe he's also oblivious as fuck mountains of emotional baggage between them
Anyone else	hahaha	hahahahaha

[outlawrain]

NAME	PROS	CONS
People with boobs	Boobs	N/A
People without boobs	N/A	No boobs

[ofloveandbeauty]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Hans	CHARMING PRINCE OMG	Going to kick him in the face later, she's cursed in love, etc
Any other guy, really, because this could get long	Cute guys and Minako, what could go wrong?	Everything, that's what. She's also cursed in love

[incendere]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Any women that wear miniskirts	Miniskirts	Definition of miniskirts may not coincide with my definition (skirts may not be short enough)
Any woman at all	A nice evening out with a lady	Not actually looking for a serious relationship/possibly just using you to get some information, BUT I'LL STILL BE A GENTLEMAN AND GET YOU FLOWERS

[nitidus]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Kanaya Maryam	Makes beautiful clothes, cuddles good, hot sexy vampire, already dating, is unintentionally funny all the time, plans romantic picnics, is adorable when mad, can glow in the dark, is very protective, likes trashy romance novels too.	gets mad so easy, jealous??? possibly, doesn't like the same trashy romance novels, NOSEY, meddles a lot, tries to take on dudes twice her size with a chainsaw???
cute girls	don't have boy stink	no cons girls are great
boys???	unsure?? needs more invenstigation	karkat vantas

[juuustice111]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Lady Justice	Justice	She is a statue
Someone else	Justice?	Jjjjustice???

[hackitude]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Grant Ward	Hot	Is a Nazi This can only end in tears
Jesse Pinkman	Super cute Knows how to treat a girl right!!	Meth kingpin This can only end in tears
Loki	Hella cute Funny	Loki This can only end in tears
Noh-Varr	Mmm what a fine specimen	Still in love with Kate This can only end in tears
Derek Hale	Girl look at that body	Ruins everything he touches Manpain This can only end in tears

Skye I'm starting to notice an unfortunate pattern in your dating choices.

[hoboagogo]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	feeling wanted :(	Self-worth issues; The whole "dead" thing; how do i relationship???
Akihiko	Practically married already; 14 year bffship going strong; just started... "dating"??	protein bullshit everywhere; constant nagging; the whole "dead" thing; TRAINIGNGH!!; fistfights constantly; dumbass boys
Inumuta	He's okayish; Good with snake	HUGE FUCKING NERD; God he's a gossip; KlK people would come over and break all his shit
"Sissel"	He's dead too!; Low-maintenance	Doesn't sleep; Needy as hell; Creepy
Minako/Sailor Venus	"normal highschool girl" (as far as he knows); peppy, fun; introduced him to video games in Heropa	Really peppy; Reminds of bff's little sister

[doneproperly]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	Allies. Not feeling crippling loneliness.	He would actually have to make himself vulnerable.

Seriously kids don't get into a relationship with Nathaniel. He's a jerk and he'll make you cry and surprisingly these two things are totally unrelated.