RELATIONSHIP TABLE!!

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the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ
♡ Use olesia's code for extra fun. (Not that I steal stuff or anything. Thanks olesia, you're a trooper.)

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

PETER PARKER

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NAME	PROS	CONS
Molly Hooper	Cute, really nice Science!	Would probably ruin her life How does she feel about kids?
Diamond Lil	Attractive, funny	Do not need to get into weird love quandrangle with Daredevil and the Punisher (if he's still around)
Loki	If there's anyone to explore bicuriosity with...	If there's anyone not to explore bicuriosity with... Looks like a teenager, which is creepy
Flash Thompson	I have eyes One of my best friends Good with small children	One of my best friends A guy A straight guy Unless he's gay for my alter ego Valeria needs emotional stability, not relationship drama
Power Girl	Attractive, smart, great in a fight	Kinda take-charge... wait, that's not actually a con

Will do more names upon request!

Re: PETER PARKER

[notdaredevil]

"ACCIDENTAL SEDUCTION" DAMN IT NOT INTENTIONAL THREESOME

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You may not admire Frank's guns, Matt, but have you admired his guns?

[notdaredevil]

You're just jealous Felicia went home with him that one time and not you, Spidey

Habitual ex-stealer could be a thing his terrible decisions with women haven't been terrible enough lately

[shutterbugged]

Uh Peter doesn't care what Felicia does if her taste is that bad

[notdaredevil]

But does the sex make up for the mortality rate

[ecphrasis]

HE IS NEITHER A NAZI NOR A SERIAL KILLER I THINK HE'S PRETTY OK
also she likes kids well enough

now in reply to the correct thread

[notdaredevil]

I laughed don't worry

[ecphrasis]

ok good
i mean as far as i'm aware matt is neither of those things either so
win win

[notdaredevil]

No writer has destroyed his life to THAT extent of sinking so low...knock on wood

[ecphrasis]

the day matt murdock becomes a nazi is the day one of his girlfriends survives




wait

[shutterbugged]

Yeah that's true, he's got an automatic advantage there. :|a

[culver]

waggles eyebrows

[shutterbugged]

that's Peter's move

[klutziness]

o excuse me
please, be my guest

[smarterthandad]

So does Val need to "accidentally" lock you two in pocket dimension, or...?

[shutterbugged]

What why would she do that just because Peter and Flash are raising Val more or less together doesn't make them anything more than really good friends

[symbionic]

Not to mention Flash's total lack of consideration that he would ever do something like that and maybe he takes the SPIDEY-FAN thing a big too far

'Cause he's definitely straight and that's not even a little bit maybe gay

[shutterbugged]

Flash has definitely never looked at Spidey's ass, no sirree. He just happens to be wearing skintight athletic wear, nothing special about that...

[symbionic]

I'm not saying being a grown man who's obsessed over the same guy since high school with no signs of it abating while hosting an alien entity equally obsessed with that guy means he checked out Spidey's ass

No that is what I'm saying it is 100% plausible he checked out Spidey's ass at some point

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BI-CURIOUS, YOU SAY

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BEGONE, JAILBAIT

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YOU MEAN STAY

[shutterbugged]

This would be the worst thing to have to use the boon on
"stay away until you're legal"

[smarterthandad]

peter he's like a thousand years old minimum