RELATIONSHIP TABLE!!

[selfimage]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ
♡ Use olesia's code for extra fun. (Not that I steal stuff or anything. Thanks olesia, you're a trooper.)

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

[darwinatrix]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	They might be useful	Dating is for idiot civilians

[selfimage]

you can't win this i just put it up.

[darwinatrix]

yes I can

[selfimage]

ok you can you can!!

[doneproperly]

I'M LAUGHCRYING

How accidentally IC

[darwinatrix]

much better



the sad part is that's preeeeetty much exactly her views on dating. "Might be useful" vs "but why the fuck would I do that"

[darwinatrix]

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME

IS THIS REALLY A GAME TO YOU

[glassinine]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	Companionship can be a comfort	I destroy everything I love

[selfimage]

IS THERE A GOOD INBETWEEN

LOKI MAY BE INTERESTED

[darwinatrix]

She's an ice-blooded military hardass in her 40s who dreams of being their government's effective dictator and who kills her superior officers for ordering her men to a needless death.

do you really want some of this Loki

[darwinatrix]

that's what happens when you're weak

[glassinine]

hold me

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

perfect

[deathline]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Nah.	For her, you're another person to feel contempt/murderous intent towards.	Misanthrope. Can kill anything that lives. Basically, Shiki is the con of the relationship, oops.

man this is turning out great so far

[dissemble]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Angels	Some are okay.	Most are not.
Non-Angels	Nil	Too many to list.

[godly]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	You'd be dating Light Yagami	You'd be dating Light Yagami

[hands4healing]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Automail	Can build it to any design she particularly desires.	...
Edward Elric	Cute butt. Would be incredibly faithful.	He's Edward Elric.

[genoshan]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Charles	hot telepath good at chess	always with the lecturing probably cheats at chess
Emma	hot telepath cohabitates the same moral grey area	may or may not be dating adopted son

[ancillary]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Jacob Taylor	Loyal Abs could cut diamonds	Ex Too family oriented
Tony Stark	Money Knows his shit Choice booty call real estate Money	That thing he does where he opens his mouth and sounds come out
Anyone	Have you seen me	Have you met me

[myownbestfriend]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Scott Summers	hot mutant already dating him technically so he is broken in	is Scott Summers
Erik Lehnsherr	hot arrogant mutant can compare him to the version from own universe	might get called "Charles" in bed and be unable to control gag reflex
Miles Edgeworth	can behave himself in public without being mind controlled	possibly actually gay?
Erwin Smith	looks like Steve Rogers yet lacks tedious sanctimony	not certain he knows or is interested in how babies are made
Max Lord	comes from Boston money is a psychic with questionable morals	comes from Boston money is a psychic with questionable morals
Oswald Cobblepot	charming	looks exactly like you'd think someone named "Oswald Cobblepot" would look
Hank Pym	old enough to satisfy Daddy issues sufficiently cowed by repeated romantic disasters as to be tractable	is Hank Pym
Loki	became really hot at some point	constant unsettling sense of impending betrayal
Matt Murdock	hot I mean seriously just look at him	excessive degree of tiresome ethics likely might call him "Sean" in bed and need to somehow avoid ensuing awkward conversation
Norman Osborn	are you fucking kidding me	literally everything
Peter Parker	possible threesome with Spider-Man?	possible threesome with Spider-Man
T'Challa	might as well steal Ororo's husband too most emotionally functional man I have ever considered sleeping with also hot	possible electrocution might develop feelings
Tony Stark	hot ego large enough I can say whatever I want already know what I'm getting	already know what I'm getting

+1

[infomodder]

[notdaredevil]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Practically any woman	Sex, company. Love. Really hot sex.	Bullseye. Death. Seriously name me one superhero who has MORE dead girlfriends.

[infomodder]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Bader	Can't make fun of my aftershave Loves animals Independent Tummy rubs!!!! Affectionate Really licky Drop-dead gorgeous	She's a literal animal.
Everyone else	Not a literal animal.	Not a literal animal.

[granddevil]

NAME	PROS	CONS
People who aren't Akira	N O N E	They aren't Akira

[symbionic]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Power Girl	Literally everything.	Literally nothing.
Spider-Man!	Been my hero since high school Usually the greatest guy ever	Been my hero since high school The symbiote really likes him Suspicious relationship with Peter Parker?
Peter Parker	UNSURE	It's Peter Parker Seriously is he dating Spider-Man?