RELATIONSHIP TABLE!!

[selfimage]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ
♡ Use olesia's code for extra fun. (Not that I steal stuff or anything. Thanks olesia, you're a trooper.)

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

[resoul]

he has incredible stamina, why is that not the important thing here

[selfimage]

are you saying that this is like pounding for hours because that does not sound pleasant, tommy shepherd

[resoul]

oh i'm sorry i thought loki would enjoy riding someone like a horse.

[selfimage]

SEE I WAS WONDERING HO WLONG I COULD AVOID THE HORSE JOKES

zero to terrible tommy shepherd, ZERO TO TERRIBLE

[resoul]

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TWISTING MY WORDS

more like zero to amazing thank you

[selfimage]

signed, receiving a pounding like a stallion: the tommy shepherd story, 2014

[resoul]

no no no i never said any of these things

is this loki's idea of dirty talk, a constant barrage of annoying jibes

[selfimage]

ITS LATE I GOT THAT MIXED UP



LOKI RECEIVING A POUNDING FROM A STALLION-LIKE TOMMY SHEPHERD?


shit i made it worse

[resoul]

loki's just scared of a satisfying experience with one of the few people who won't judge him too hard for being loki

[selfimage]

:(








shut up

[resoul]

is there no concept of "sort-of-maybe-friends with some benefits" on asgard

[selfimage]

that's sort of all we have in asgard.

[resoul]

then i'm not seeing why there has to be a problem here.

[nightblogs]

anyway the point of this is

boom you're pregnant