HOT OR NOT MEME

[golisolation]

1. POST A TOP LEVEL FOR YOUR CHARACTER + PICTURES (please link images if they are large)
2. ICLY RATE OTHER CHARACTERS 1-10!
3. HAVE A VERY CRUCIAL AND IMPORTANT DISCUSSION ON SUCH RATINGS!
4. HAVE FUN!

Comments

[fauxmarth]

Considering how many of us are subject to this sort of superficial scrutiny all the time, I'd have hoped that... [er...

well.]

...I see.

[golisolation]

Oh save it, don't act like you ain't never scoped someone out before.

[WHAT'S THAT REACTION?]

...That's it? That's all you got to say?

[fauxmarth]

I, er...well. Thank you?

[golisolation]

Tch, yeah.

[SQUINT]

Y'know, why the hell are you so weird about people thinkin' other people are hot, huh?

[fauxmarth]

I-I'm not weird about it! People...can think what they wish! I just. Don't put much stock in it, myself.

[golisolation]

You telling me when you see someone who's hot, you don't notice? Don't stop to admire or nothing?

[fauxmarth]

Of course I can notice such things! But to stop and...ogle... I'd be ashamed to do something like that.

[golisolation]

Why? What's wrong with ogling? I don't get what's to be ashamed of, yo.

[fauxmarth]

It...it can be very uncomfortable on the receiving end. From that look you're giving me, I assume that means you've never felt it yourself. It might be hard for you to understand...

[golisolation]

Uh, your boy's been checked out plenty, but thanks for the vote of confidence, damn.

[Damn Lucina, you trying to imply something here?]

[fauxmarth]

[what!! not that!! wait!]

That's not what I meant! I mean--I, I guess it just doesn't bother you! If you don't find anything wrong with it. You might enjoy that kind of attention.

[since u like sassin everyone up as it is!!!]

[golisolation]

[UH HUH!!!]

Well, yeah. I don't see what's wrong with being admired for being hot. What's uncomfortable about it?

[Of course he's not thinking about this in terms of like... the creepy fans they all have, or someone openly treating him like that in public.]

[fauxmarth]

I...suppose that, in of itself, is fine. It's the implications beyond that, and what someone does with it that... [rhghrh] I don't know. Perhaps it is simply not for me.

[golisolation]

What someone—

[Oh]

Oh, you just ain't about people jackin' it to ya?

[Thanks, Guzma.]

[fauxmarth]

[GAH!!!!!!!!!]

Gu-Guzma, honestly! Let's just end the discussion right here, thank you!

[golisolation]

Hey, I ain't faulting ya none.

[He might be an ass, but he gets it.]

[fauxmarth]

...What?

[??? ?? ? wowie, not using it to bully her?? WHO IS THIS MANS]

[golisolation]

I'm just sayin' it's fair to not like that shit.

[LOOK he's a gremlin, not a demon! Sure, he can get outta hand sometimes, but...]

I don't wanna think about every person who thinks I'm hot jackin' it, neither.

[He likes the attention, but that doesn't mean he wants to fuck every person who wants to fuck him, god!]

[fauxmarth]

Ah...

[wow. she's kind of surprised!]

Something we agree on. I see.

[golisolation]

[Guzma, agent of chaos, man of surprises.]

Don't get me wrong, I still think you're a fuckin' prude.

[Ah, there it is.]

But I guess overlap is bound to happen, huh?

[fauxmarth]

Hm. It seems so.

[...hm.]

...Perhaps you'd enjoy more of that ogling you don't mind so much if you slouched less.

[golisolation]

Wh—

[!!]

Yo, what's wrong with my slouchin'?!

[fauxmarth]

Well, I suppose it's not so terrible if you're having a conversation with someone shorter, but... Standing up straighter is a more confident posture.

[...]

Or, I suppose, intimidating...

[golisolation]

Well, duh. Why d'ya think I do it when I'm scarin' the shit outta people?

[His slouch is typically reserved for more casual times, when he's being broody/withdrawn, or when he wants to get right up in someone's face. It's not his fault everyone's so damn short!]

'Sides, almost everyone is shorter than me, so...

[fauxmarth]

Ah, of course. My apologies. I didn't think you carried yourself that way for the sake of chatting with others...