HOT OR NOT MEME

[golisolation]

1. POST A TOP LEVEL FOR YOUR CHARACTER + PICTURES (please link images if they are large)
2. ICLY RATE OTHER CHARACTERS 1-10!
3. HAVE A VERY CRUCIAL AND IMPORTANT DISCUSSION ON SUCH RATINGS!
4. HAVE FUN!

Comments

[golisolation]

Sounds like a personal problem, kid. One I don't give a single shit about.

My little shits will do what they want, as badly as they please, yo.

[hatestrashcans]

Sure. I'll just keep making fun of it and spray painting better things in place.

[golisolation]

Hey, if that's what you gotta do, then that's what you gotta do. There's a fuck ton more of 'em than you, so good luck dousing a forest fire with a tea cup, yo.

...Or, if you got a more rebellious streak, maybe you'd like to check us out, yo.

[hatestrashcans]

Yeah, you guys are a bit below my paygrade, sorry.

[golisolation]

Pfft, yeah? And what's that, huh?

[hatestrashcans]

Please, if I wanted to screw with things I'd do it way better.

I'd probably work on extracting the nanites from my body and building up a team of scientists to analyze them to create weaponry while maintaining a financial portfolio that would ensure me access to prominent politicians. Then I'd spy as a shapeshifter and use a combination of blackmail and carefully placed destruction to manipulate things. Or something like that. I don't know.

What even is the point of your little thing?

[golisolation]

Sounds like you watch too many movies, kid.

If you gotta ask, then you ain't worth explaining it to. A brat like you wouldn't get it.

[hatestrashcans]

I watch just the right amount of movies, thank you.

Cool. I don't care.

[golisolation]

So, you ain't got any excuse for being that extra? Good to know.

[Like Guzma has ANY room to talk about being extra...]

Then we're on the same page, huh?

[hatestrashcans]

I don't need any excuse.

[ He has no idea what 'extra' means since he's from 2000. ]

Yup. Sounds like.

[golisolation]

Hahaha, whatever you say, kid.

[Get with the times, Marco!!]

Aiight. Better watch your back, 'specially if you stumble into Skull territory. Now that I know it's you defacing out shit, I can't let that slide.

[hatestrashcans]

Sure. Try me.

[golisolation]

I won't just try ya, I'll smash ya.

[hatestrashcans]

That'll be mildly unpleasant.

[golisolation]

More than mildly. But keep fronting like you're hard, yo.

[hatestrashcans]

I've been smushed. It beats having my intestines on the outside or being bitten in half.

I definitely prefer the dull pain over the stabbing pain. Although actually being bitten in half isn't that bad because you actually don't have most of your nerves so you can't feel pain. It's just disturbing to watch half of you floating away from you.

[golisolation]

[For half a second, he takes him seriously. But then he shrugs it off with a grin.]

Yeah? That's some imagination you got, punk. Takes more than some edgy fantasy talk to unsettle your boy, but nice try.

Anyway, I was speaking figuratively.

[hatestrashcans]

[ Marco shrugs. He'll see if it gets to that. ]

I'm surprised you know the word 'figuratively'.

[golisolation]

Man, what is it with you people thinkin' I ain't knowing words?

[Maybe because you talk like that, Guzma.]

[hatestrashcans]

Because all your lackeys are proud of being morons and that leads me to believe you don't exactly value intelligence.

[ Actually not in Marco's case! He speaks 'dumb' all the time, he knows better. ]

[golisolation]

Just 'cos someone herds Mareep don't mean they're a Mareep too, yeah?

[Well, Marco's smarter than your average bear. Especially if he can turn into a bear, then the statement is definitely accurate.]

[hatestrashcans]

What's a Mareep?

[ Marco knows what a Pikachu is? He might recognize a Charizard. That's about it. ]

[golisolation]

It's a kind of Pokémon, electric type. Trots around on four legs, covered in wool, got hooves?

[He doesn't know if there's an animal here that's similar or not...]

[hatestrashcans]

Oh, so like a sheep.

Ha, I bet they look ridiculous with all the static electricity.

[golisolation]

Sure.

They kinda do, yeah. Not that they're anything to sniff at, though. Little bastards can fuck you up if you ain't careful.

[A beat]

What type are the sheep here?