the ic mistletoe meme

[bifroster]

pucker up!

- make a top comment with the usual
- you are now caught under some mistletoe
- anyone who comments is now caught under it with you
- you know how the tradition goes :)
- yes i totally ripped this from plurk

Comments

[helpdesk_hero]

Your luck doesn't matter to me.

[mysterioisthetruth]

It's your luck too.

[helpdesk_hero]

My luck is already abysmal. That's what my life is.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Then why make it even worse?

[He pulls back slightly though.]

And I don't want your bad luck.

[helpdesk_hero]

[David shrugs. He's considered just tripping the guy.]

Can't be worse. Already know you.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Mean, David. I thought you were supposed to be uplifting my spirits.

[helpdesk_hero]

I think we've gotten past the point of me caring about your spirits given you have no respect for me.

[mysterioisthetruth]

You're wrong.

[helpdesk_hero]

You fucking twist everything I say, and you ignore the meaning when you KNOW what I mean.

[mysterioisthetruth]

What are you talking about? I've done all you've told me to do.

[From his perspective, he thinks that's true.]

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh my god you're just... A mess.

[mysterioisthetruth]

And you're being stubborn.

Look, we probably can't even go anywhere until we do this.

[helpdesk_hero]

Really? You think?

[David turns. Fine, he'll be the one to walk away.]

[mysterioisthetruth]

Wait! Waitwaitwait---

[He sounds a bit anxious.]

[helpdesk_hero]

[Really? That scared? David grins.]

Oh? You superstitious?

[mysterioisthetruth]

Around here? You have to expect the worst to happen if we don't follow these rules.

[helpdesk_hero]

Don't care. I wish the worst on you.

[Because Beck definitely doesn't have the guts to grab him and force the issue.]

[mysterioisthetruth]

[He looks genuinely upset by those words.]

Well, I don't wish the worst on you.

[helpdesk_hero]

[David scoffs.]

You definitely don't wish good things for me.

[mysterioisthetruth]

I thought we could be friends. I tried but...

[He winces, looking down.]

[helpdesk_hero]

You didn't, Beck. At all. You just ignored me.

[mysterioisthetruth]

I didn't.

[He sounds a little desperate.]

[helpdesk_hero]

You are. You do. Everything I said. Everything I tried to do to help you!

[mysterioisthetruth]

You don't understand.

All you do is walk away, just like you're about to do here.

[helpdesk_hero]

You don't CARE about what you dragged me into. You could have ruined my life and you never tried.