that's not the shape of my heart

[lyingheart]

It's been three months since the last time we did one of these, so without further ado, after some coding tweaks, I give to you... a Mask or Menace Heart Meme!

SUGGESTED USE
1. Post a blank comment for your character.
2. Reply to other people's blank comments with your character's hearts to their character! This can be IC, or can be OOC.
3. This is a mobile friendly heart meme, which means no hovertext! Customize your hearts with the text included in the code for each heart instead.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

❤ "I love you, or could fall in love with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF9999;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I love you, or could fall in love with you."</span></div>	❤ "You're my family." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF0000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You're my family."</span></div>	❤ "I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #990000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you."</span></div>
❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed kissing you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF99CC;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would like to/have enjoyed kissing you."</span></div>	❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed having sex with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #F660AB;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would like to/have enjoyed having sex with you."</span></div>	❤ "I would date you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF3399;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would date you."</span></div>
❤ "I would flirt with you/have flirted with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FFFF00;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would flirt with you/have flirted with you."</span></div>	❤ "I would hug you, or hold your hand." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FFCC00;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would hug you, or hold your hand."</span></div>	❤ "I respect you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF6600;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I respect you."</span></div>
❤ "I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #99FF66;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you."</span></div>	❤ "You are my friend." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #33CC33;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You are my friend."</span></div>	❤ "I would rescue you or fight by your side." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #006600;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would rescue you or fight by your side."</span></div>
❤ "WTF I don't even?! You confuse me!" <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #00FFFF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"WTF I don't even?! You confuse me!"</span></div>	❤ "You amuse me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #0099FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You amuse me."</span></div>	❤ "I'd like to get to know you better." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #0000CC;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I'd like to get to know you better."</span></div>
❤ "I would tease and/or make fun of you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #9999FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would tease and/or make fun of you."</span></div>	❤ "You frustrate or annoy me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #CC66FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You frustrate or annoy me."</span></div>	❤ "You frighten or unsettle me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #9900FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You frighten or unsettle me."</span></div>
❤ "I would use/manipulate you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #B6B6B4;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would use/manipulate you."</span></div>	❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #837E7C;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would physically or emotionally hurt you."</span></div>	❤ "I would kill you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #000000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would kill you."</span></div>

Comments

Alfred Pennyworth | DC Comics

[thebatbutler]

[performance]

❤
"Whatever world you're from, you'll always be family."

❤
"You know how we feel about option A. Sacrificing myself, though — no question."

❤
"My hug list is pretty short, but you're on it."

❤
"I respect you more than you know. Maybe second only to Bruce."

❤
"I'm glad we're friends."

❤
"If you ever need me, I'll be right there. You don't even have to say the word."

❤
"Your jokes are the best because no one sees them coming. It's like a British comedy ambush."

❤
"It's comforting to know that no matter what world you're from, you're not that different. Still, I'd like to get to know this version of you, too."

stiles stilinski / teen wolf

[ex_question191]

[xpostate]

❤
"Maybe not the way you intend, but there it is."

GRANT WARD | Agents of shield

[hydraated]

...Bring on all the black and gray hearts! Or other hearts, I'm not picky

[hostage]

❤
"What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, what is literally wrong with your head? You can't even keep it together when everybody's watching."

❤
"Herr Mayonnaise."

❤
"Stop talking about Skye. Stop talking about you and Skye. Stop talking about me and Skye. Just stop."

❤
"You said you'd kill her. You said you'd kill her right in front of me and I believe you. I don't care what you do to me, but if you do something to her..."

❤
"You're gonna pay for what you did. For what you said. You don't threaten the people I care about and get away with it."

❤
"The only reason you ain't in a barrel right now is 'cause I bet they'll find a way to bring you back. I gotta make sure that don't happen."

newt | the maze runner

[gluestick]

[runout]

❤
"Gladers."

❤
"I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you. So don't screw up, alright?"

❤
"I respect you. Even if you're a dumb piece of klunk sometimes."

❤
"I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you."

❤
"You are my friend."

❤
"I would rescue you or fight by your side."

❤
"You amuse me."

❤
"I would tease and/or make fun of you."

Greed | Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

[nestingdevil]

[brushoff]

❤
"This homunculus thing is just so interesting, and I need to know more."

❤
"That being said, you're certainly a fun person to be around."

❤
"And will CERTAINLY be of use once I get out of jail."

Joseph Joestar | JJBA

[trickstar]

[khajidont]

❤
"You're a weirdo."

❤
"Which is great teasing fodder, don't get me wrong."

❤
"Plus, I mean, you're hilarious."

❤
"I'd like to be friends."

❤
"Would you even need the help...? I'd help you if you needed it, but honestly, your arm's the size of my head."

Houka Inumuta | Kill La Kill

[databoner]

[glowsferatu]

❤
"You Have A Terrible Lack Of Manners"

❤
"Which Can Be A Sight When Directed Elsewhere"

❤
"I Will Never Let You Forget It"

❤
"But I Wont Make You Suffer For It Either"

❤
"Especially When Youre Skilled In Areas Where I Come Up Short"

Elsa | Frozen

[handwringing]

[khajidont]

❤
"You could use a little more fun in your life."

❤
"We're kind of friends, right?"

❤
"...but I still don't know you that well."

❤
"Of course I would."

Rei Ryugazaki | Free!

[theoryandcalculation]

[xpostate]

❤
"You seem like a good kid. We might as well be some level of familiar while we're living together."

stephanie brown | dc comics

[bratarang]

[beneathbluerafters]

❤
"I pride myself in having good taste in friends, and count you among the few."

❤
"Not that I think you'd need it, but I do owe you a favour for your assistance during the coupling incident."

❤
"If the circumstances were appropriately ridiculous, I suppose."

hajime ichinose | gatchaman crowds

[sniptuck]

[glowsferatu]

❤
"Youre A Bit Cheery But In A Very Tolerable Way"

❤
"And While Under My Roof I Will Guarantee Your Safety"

❤
"No Danger Crosses Our Threshold
No Matter What"

aracely penalba aka hummingbird | marvel 616

[huitzilin]

[glowsferatu]

❤
"I Think I Need Three Of These"

❤
"Would Three More Cancel Them Out"

loki | marvel 616

[selfimage]

[valr]

❤
"I would kill for you. If there was a good reason. Not gonna sacrifice myself for you unless there's a really fucking good reason."

❤
"Hatesex tho"

❤
"Not that you'd probably ever need it, but if you did."

❤
"I would spend time with you. Reluctantly. But you ain't terrible company."

❤
"You're Loki."

❤
"You're Loki."

Mabel Pines | Gravity Falls

[glitterateur]

Re: Mabel Pines | Gravity Falls

[hands4healing]

❤
"Come for cookies!"

kara styrdottir | original

[valr]

[why this]

[redhairring]

❤
"Maybe if you didn't act like a know-it-all asshole, we could get along better."

❤
"Or maybe not."

Minho | The Maze Runner

[runout]

[glowsferatu]

❤
"You Are Dense As A Brick And Smell Like A Boy"

❤
"And All Of Your Slang Is Nonsense"

❤
"But Youre Newts Friend And Hes Under My Roof"

❤
"And Thinking Of You With Green Skin And a Pointy Hat Is A Gratifying Mental Image"

Jayden Zharkov | My effed up imagination

[immigrantpunk]

The icon says it all

[redhairring]

❤
"You're a good kid, Jayden."

❤
"And even if that spending time is us simply gossipping, I like it."

❤
"So God forbid anybody who tries to mess with you the same way they messed with Abigail. I can't take that again."

❤
"Only in that 'you're a teenage boy' sort of way, though. Nothing harsh."

...
...
...

❤
"I'm not a hugger, but I can make an exception."

❤
"You're my family. Or at least, part of the closest thing I've got here. Which, considering the people I know, makes me more worried than happy."

Barnaby Brooks Jr. | Tiger & Bunny

[attainment]

[purgation]

❤
"More accurately, I respect how far you have come. It is a shame it will never be far enough."

❤
"Our interests and our work requires we spend some amount of time together, does it not? I would not be opposed to your company in that case. It is...preferable to your partner's."

❤
"Do not read too much into this."

❤
"It makes you so irrational..."

❤
"...which is amusing, I suppose."

❤
"Always getting in the way..."

❤
"...I will put a stop to it if necessary."

❤
"Yes, but only insofar as protecting my identity."

Freddie Lounds | NBC's Hannibal

[redhairring]

[immigrantpunk]

❤
"You crack me up."

❤
"You're real and don't sugarcoat things. I like that."

❤
"We could probably have a whole leopard-printing business of our own. Or maybe a detective agency. Or both, I'm not picky."

❤
"You're like the cool aunt I never got to have because most of my family's still in Russia."

❤
"... A guy can dream, right?"

Curt Connors | Marvel 616

[reptiledysfunction]

[glowsferatu]

❤
"Snacks Is An Important Job"

Dorian Gray | Confessions of Dorian Gray

[brushoff]

[purgation]

❤
"Not altogether unpleasant. It was brief...and still somehow unforgettable. I do not know if I care much for the latter, however. I prefer things that are easily put out of my mind."

❤
"You make yourself so available, so I will use this as a means to an end. Perhaps it is flirting more with disaster than with you? But then, you are quite the disaster yourself, aren't you?"

❤
"Your company is something of an acquired taste, and I may not be keen on acquiring much of it at all, but I am going to take you to the theater once you are out of jail. I seldom meet people who share my interests...and I find it rather intriguing that a person of such contrast seems to."

❤
"Not for the reasons you might hope, I'm sure."

❤
"An eye for an eye and all that...and besides, let's face it, you're more responsive when you're being kept on your toes."

❤
"Because I still haven't figured you out and I have only so much time left to do so before I will be out of runway."

❤
"Not because I want to, but because my resources here are lacking otherwise. Yet another means to an end, I suppose."

❤
"Some people deserve it more than others, but I take no pleasure in what's to come or what I must do...if indeed you are the kind of person I suspect you are."

❤
"I will not hesitate when the time comes, even if it means I must burn along with you."

❤
"I suppose this belongs here too, then. The things we do for what we believe in."

America Chavez | Marvel 616

[powerkicks]

[xpostate]

❤
"I would rescue you or fight by your side."

❤
"I respect you."

❤
"I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you."

Clara Oswald | Doctor Who

[parallels]

 

[acclimatized]

❤
"We could make a club with the stories we have."

❤
"I'd like to get to know you better."

Yuri Petrov (Lunatic) | Tiger & Bunny

[purgation]

[brushoff]

❤
"I don't normally think of having friends, but I suppose you're one of the few exceptions. Let's keep it up."

❤
"Or, alternatively, let's make it more. Is there a nice way to say 'been there, done that, will continue to do so?' If there is, put that here."

❤
"Again, been there, done that, will continue to do so. Once wasn't enough. Care for round two?"

❤
"I won't lie, this is one of the thoughts that keeps me from tearing my hair out in boredom at the prison. The continual thought that when we get out of here, you're mine. I won't listen to any excuses about your schedule, your job, whatever, you'll be all mine."

❤
"I rarely date. But I could make exceptions."

❤
"It's even more rare that I fall in love. But...I could make exceptions. And what a wonderful exception you would be."

❤
"That being said, I am Dorian Gray. I get what I want. And I'm not above slipping a sly word someone's way in order to help convince someone to get me what I want, lover or not."

❤
"If I get bored, I will hurt you. When the truth comes out, I will hurt you. There's no use in sugarcoating it--neither of us will come out unscathed from this. It all depends on who can take it. I know I can."

❤
"You remind me of the potential of someone I once knew. It ended badly. I don't want to do it, but if worse comes to worse, I suppose I'd have to."

April Ludgate

[aggressiveapathy]

[infomodder]

❤
"I would catch sharks for you."

❤
"That's a lot of respect."

❤
"I would try to not rot your mattress with sweat."

❤
"I would use/manipulate you...r raccoons. Cheap labor."

❤
"You are my f̨͚ͅr͕͍̥̣̱͠i̷̬e̸n̸͚ͅd̺̹̺̝̪́?"