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The Mistletoe Meme

It was a quiet moment in Heropa, FL, when the next devious plot of an unknown organization was realized. With the holiday season upon all the town, bundles of mistletoe with interference technology hidden in the festive bows and pins holding them together was distributed throughout the town and into all the residences of the imPorts.

The interference technology creates a stasis field keeping imPorts trapped underneath it, protecting the mistletoe itself with a small barrier. However, it only seems able to hold two people at a time, and and the reaction of the nanites to sudden changes in chemistry brought on by embracing or kissing brings the stasis field crashing down, leaving the mistletoe vulnerable to destruction at that time.

It's up to you, imPorts, to break free of these mistletoe traps and destroy all the mistletoe in Heropa!

Comment to the meme with your character(s). Specify if your character is open to kisses, hugs, or both!
Comment around to other characters, getting trapped in the mistletoe's radius! Or hunting the mistletoe down. Either way, bring on the hugs and/or kisses!
Have some light, silly, holiday fun!

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[NOPE NOPE HE CAN'T DO IT, HIS VICTORIAN SENSIBILITIES WON'T ALLOW HIM TO BE THIS CLOSE TO EVEN THE POSSIBILITY OF SOMEONE SHOVING THEIR HANDS DOWN THEIR PANTS

Jonathan doesn't even say anything, just closes the tiny gap between them with grim purpose and pulls Dio into a hug. he's very careful to angle it so that he jostles that hand on Dio's hip out of place, but unless Dio does something to hold him there he's going to be shooting away almost immediately. paranoia's a bitch.]

[SORRY DID SOMEBODY SAY GETTING IT OVER WITH AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

NOT WHEN DIO'S INVOLVED.

IT'S TIME KIDS.

IT'S TIME FOR...]

[While TIME IS FROZEN Dio just steals a kiss from Jonathan. He doesn't even care. When the fuck else is this going to happen.

He allows time to flow again once he's done, meaning once time starts again, Jonathan's just going to find Dio not only in his embrace, but on the finishing end of having just kissed him apparently. He pushes himself back and makes distance between the pair of them while Jonathan is (probably) wondering what the fuck just happened.]

Hahahah! JOJO! YOUR FIRST KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE WASN'T WITH ERINA...

IT WAS WITH ME, DIO!

[what. the fuck. what in the actual fuck how did this even happen why do his lips taste faintly of passion fruit lip gloss now.

the confusion and faint inexplicable feeling of filth quickly morphs into an expression of complete and utter horror and Dio indulges in his need for the most theatrical gloating ever.

HE CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS WHEN DID HE EVEN HAVE THE TIME-]

[wait a minute did he just make out with his brother.

he did, didn't he.]

[THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN EVER CALL HIMSELF A GENTLEMAN AGAIN

AND THEY'RE IN FUCKING FLORIDA HE CAN'T EVEN WASH HIS MOUTH OUT WITH DIRTY SNOW HERE EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE FOREVER JUST KILL HIM NOW]

DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[FUCK THIS UNSPOKEN TRUCE FUCK THE HOLIDAY SEASON HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE THERE IS A RIPPLE-INFUSED FIST COMING RIGHT FOR YOUR SMUG KISS STEALING FACE DIO]

A futile effort, JoJo! It's useless!

[Except we're having a PG family friendly Mask or Menace Christmas special with brief bouts of step-incestual makeouts thanks.

So rather than have The World punch Jonathan a new mouth, he suddenly manifests hermit purple instead and throws his arm forward, the vines binding around Jonathan's ankle and, with a sudden pull, he tries to throw Jonathan completely off balance and force him onto his back.]

USELESS, USELESS, USELESS!!!

[WAIT WHAT IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE HIS OWN STAND

is what Jonathan would be thinking for more than half a second if spirit vines weren't pulling the metaphorical rug out from beneath him. thankfully(? he's still going down) for him the fist that was meant to be his instrument of revenge got enough travel time that he can make a solid grab for the front of Dio's probably gross leotard.

IF HE'S GOING DOWN YOU'RE COMING WITH HIM]

[OH SHIT WE INTERRUPT THIS SMUG VILLAIN LAUGHTER FOR A SUDDEN FALL.

It's crazy having two giant baras falling all over themselves but that's exactly what happens; the leotard stretches forward, yanking Dio in the same direction, and he stumbles forward a step or two before falling on top of Jonathan.]

Wryyyyy!

[Jonathan is perfectly content to bear the bone-crushing weight of Dio's fat ass since it means that they both look like idiots on the ground and are thus even. he grunts, the sound muffled beneath all the tangled limbs, and starts trying to extricate himself from the mess. if his elbows happen to catch Dio in the face a few times, well, that's the danger of being this close.]

[JONATHAN THAT'S YOUR OWN ASS YOU'RE INSULTING.

But danger their ass, he knows those elbows to the face aren't accidental. Watch as two giant children struggle to untangle themselves from a human knot without the aid of batman's knot untangling spray.

Eventually they probably do...and when they do Dio kind of scrambles to his feet to get out of striking range because of Jonathan being a very unfortunate ripple master.]

[THAT'S NOT HIS ASS ANYMORE THAT A CORPSE BLOATED WITH EVIL AND TOO MUCH BLOOD

they get out eventually, but let's be real it took way longer than it would have taken actual functional adults so it's not much of a victory. Jonathan follows suit and rises from the ground as well, because no way is he going to stay in a disadvantageous position with Dio around. the outrage is still bubbling in him, but it's simmered enough for the moment that he doesn't immediately try to rush in for another strike.]

What was the point of that!?

[SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK DIO THIS IS CREEPY EVEN FOR WHAT HE'S USED TO FROM YOU]

a mistletoe (destruction) meme

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ok this is fine

but jonathan isnt

is he ever though

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yeah exactly

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