Ask Me Anything!

[restingstitchface]

The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Go anon and ask them questions, or remain logged and do it ICly. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

Comments

[restingstitchface]

... Of course you are. I am thoughtful you have taken your time to respond to this, rather groom for one of your prattling mating rituals.

[ferrisbuellean]

Uh, can I just say that none of that is me? I mean, I'm flattered someone wants to be me so badly but... that's not normal.

[ferrisbuellean]

But I did write some of that fic.

[restingstitchface]

Why? And you had my characterization wrong, you realize? I am not the submissive party in any relationship.

[ferrisbuellean]

I dunno. Cause I was bored and poorly written fanfic is literally hilarious. If fifty shades can make money, then I got a chance of becoming rich off the crap I type up.

P.S. Lol. Not the submissive party. Good one. You're so sub you make Chilton look like a dom. I mean, strictly from a fanfic point of view.

[restingstitchface]

Congratulations on being the author of choice for frustrated housewives and teenage girls everywhere. What an outstanding achievement.

And I will not dignify your second statement with a response.

[angelfire]

Whether or not you're the submissive party depends on the cast list.

[restingstitchface]

I am adaptable. But I am tired of trivialization.

I am not somebody's spineless punching bag. Winger's insistence this is a valid representation of my character is pathetic.

[ferrisbuellean]

Oh c'mon, Doc. I'm only teasing. I don't write most that crap.

[restingstitchface]

But the point is you have written it.

[ferrisbuellean]

I've dabbled in it. You seem really upset about this. Would you like to talk about it?

[restingstitchface]

No.

[ferrisbuellean]

You shouldn't keep such feelings bottled up. It's unhealthy.

[restingstitchface]

I beg to differ.

[ferrisbuellean]

Then why the hell are you a therapist?

[restingstitchface]

I'm curious about the mind and what it can do.

[ferrisbuellean]

Aren't you curious about why a few poorly written fanfics are making you so bitchy? Is it covering for something?

[angelfire]

Then perhaps you should write your own. I assume we're talking about you and the Batman?

[restingstitchface]

Well. I think you know who we're talking about.

And I would much rather be working. This barely counts as research.

[angelfire]

But it does count.

[restingstitchface]

It counts for you. It doesn't count for me. I fear you have a terrible fixation on the sin of lust, and a few crossed wires far as I'm concerned.

I am not a sexless angel. Humans have their needs. I just like to think about science.

[angelfire]

Ouch. Yes, you're right, humans do have their needs. Like sleep, for example. Well, it can get pretty dull corrupting and scheming 24 hours a day, let me tell you. Angels have to cram a little fun in there somehow, assuming they know how to have any at all.

[restingstitchface]

Teaching them how to have fun must be murder.

[angelfire]

Well it isn't easy. It's like trying to teach hip replacement patients how to do the hokey pokey.

[restingstitchface]

True, true. But does that matter?

Everyone screams the same, in the end. The timbre and pitch of their wails must be magnificent.