you you you. who do you love?

[fridgeflower]

the RELATIONSHIP TABLE meme



♥ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Alternatively: befriending, allying with, etc.)

♥ Put their names together for organizational purposes.

♥ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.

♥ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.

♥ Check back, see if you're datable, react accordingly. Nobody's late.

♥ Use Ye Olde Code (olesia's??) to help you out.

<font color="#000"><table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table></font>

Comments

[hostage]

You're more than that stuff and you know it.

[tucky]

Yeah, but those things are, like, dealbreakers.

[hostage]

Not for everybody.

[tucky]

Yeah? Name one person who'd wanna date somebody like me.

And I mean really date, not just fuck or fool around with until they meet a nice girl who's smart and proper and never looked at drugs or guns in her life.

[hostage]

I'd date you.

You know...

If I wasn't a hundred percent sure I'd end up killing you.

[tucky]

You're confusing to me.

I'd fall for you.

[hostage]

I'd fall for you, too. That's the problem. I'm dangerous for you.

[tucky]

... I'm getting real close to saying "I don't care about that". You keep saying all these nice things to me.

[hostage]

Aw, Tiff. You can do a hell of a lot better. I won't be the last guy who ever says something nice to you.

[tucky]

You might be the last who knows what kind of person I am and still says nice stuff to me.

[hostage]

I doubt that, too.

[tucky]

Mm.

Well hey, listen, you don't got to worry about me stalking you or begging you to go out with me or... whatever. I ain't that kind of girl.

[hostage]

I wasn't really worried about it. No girl's ever done that to me before.

[Mr. White, on the other hand...]

[tucky]

Do a lot of girls tell you they could fall for you?

... They probably do.

[hostage]

Well, no... They usually sleep with me when they get the chance then don't call me again.

[tucky]

So I switched it around? I turned you down for sex but would call you again?

[hostage]

You did. That's so weird.

[tucky]

I'm a weird and unique kind of person!

And if you ever change your mind, you know where to call.

[hostage]

I'll remember that.

[tucky]

Good.

You deserve somebody if you want it. Go for that sexy supermodel, maybe.

[hostage]

Considering my circumstances, I think I'm gonna have to keep things casual no matter what.

[tucky]

That's sad, Jesse.

[hostage]

Nah. There's worse things in the world.

[tucky]

I know. But I still feel sad for you.