FORCED HONESTY

[monster_san]

1. Post your character
2. Post to other characters: ask questions! Give unsolicited opinions! Confess!
3. Everything must be honest! No lies here.

Comments

[unbreaker]

October is totally off limits!

[deadtective]

How come?

[if Hazel's grin ate any more shit at this moment it would probably explode]

[unbreaker]

'Cause it'll be our one year anniversary then! And we can do Halloween together with sexy costumes!!

...oh my god I said it was off limits!

[deadtective]

I can't believe you went to all the trouble of remembering and that's what you're excited about. Have you been fantasizing about your options this whole time?

[it's hard to get these words out in between her howling laughter]

[unbreaker]

Are you kidding?! Costumes are fun and every time we do them together we have a fucking blast! Like at the ski resort! And with the face painting! And at FanPort although that was less fun because you kicked me in the fucking balls!

[Shit, fuck, shit it's like there's no filter! His usual chattiness is biting him in the ass!]

There's no way you don't fantasize about this shit, too! R-right?!

[deadtective]

Not nearly as much as you do, apparently.

[uh, Hazel? ...nope, she's having such a good time embarrassing Josuke to death that she's completely forgotten this honesty goes both ways - and that it's dribbling out her own mouth right now.]

You got something you're really hoping for, or are you just hoping maybe you'll get a repeat of FanPort without the ball busting?

[unbreaker]

You could step on me if you wanted as long as it wasn't my balls, that'd be okay!

[...wondering right now if he could punch himself out and end this tbh.]

Hey, wait a sec! You do fantasize about this stuff!? Let's hear your favorite, then!

[deadtective]

How the fuck can you want to talk about me after saying something like that!? Do you get off every time I kick your ass or what?

[she's be blessing her ability to shift attention except that this is an honest outburst. you can't just say you want someone to step on you and glide past that!!!]

[unbreaker]

Why wouldn't I wanna talk about you? And I mean, I don't like it every time you do it, but it's pretty hot most of the time!

[deadtective]

Because I'm a piece of shit, especially compared to - what do you mean 'most of the time'?

[THAT'S TOO MUCH OF THE TIME]

[unbreaker]

But you're not shit at all! And the fuck do you mean what do I mean, it's pretty obvious! It's really cute when you go all out for what you want! Even if it means taking me down!

...especially if it means taking me down!

[deadtective]

...is there any time you don't think I'm cute?

[unbreaker]

Not really, nope.

[deadtective]

There has to be at least one.

[unbreaker]

I'm telling you, there isn't. Even when you piss me off or do something that scares me, you're still cute. And that's not something that's gonna change just 'cause my mood or whatever.

[deadtective]

[she stands on her tiptoes so she can pull his face down to her level and just. stare at it.]

How the hell do you survive having such garbage taste in everything?

[unbreaker]

It's in my genes!

[deadtective]

Don't blame your shit choices on your family!

[unbreaker]

It's the truth, I swear! I mean...I got no other explanation for it otherwise.

[deadtective]

Maybe you're just stupid.

[unbreaker]

You really think that?

[Someone's maybe getting the hang of how this question thing works right now, Hazel. That's not stupid.

Watch yourself.]

[deadtective]

Nah, I think you're a prince. But who wants to say something so fucking embarrassing?

[ha ha ha...wait, shit]

[unbreaker]

A prince?

...that's a first.

I think I might fuck up a bit too much for that title, though.

How about dashing rogue?

[deadtective]

Royalty fucks up all the time, man, pick up a goddamn history book.

[she can't disengage from this topic now, the best she can do is throw out little stalls. god why did she pull him in so close earlier? why is this happening? what did she ever do to deserve this awful punishment?]

And it has to be prince...'cause you could've had anything you fucking wanted, but it was still me.

[K I L L H E R]

[unbreaker]

I dunno, maybe I should go with pirate!

...get it?

'Cause you're a treasure??

[Flattery and cheese. Nonlethal dose, though. Sorry.]