tl;dr meme

[glassinine]

Vilkommen, Herren und Damen, to the...



~TL;DR MEME~

Fucking magnets, how does this work?
Step 1: Post a list of your characters.
Step 2: Sit and twirl your moustaches until other people post their characters, then go and ask them questions about their folks. It can be anything, from "So how deep DO Tony Stark's daddy issues run?" (Answer: "they swim amongst giant squid and anglerfish and the trench the kaiju came out of") to "Tell me your least favorite thing about the DC canon" (Answer: "Holy shit are there some cockmongling dingleberries running that company").
Step 3: Other people will ask YOU questions. You go and answer those questions, and be polite - ask THEM a question in return after you're done answering it! (So, it's not just "Nick Burkhardt decided to become a cop when he heard about police brutality and wanted to get in on that" but also you follow up with "What magnificent auroch did Loki hunt to get those beautiful horns?") Then when THEY answer their question, they'll ask YOU a question! ("They came from being cuckolded in Shakespearean times. What are Nick Burkhardt's favorite sunglasses?") And the you ask THEM A QUESTION AGAIN! And they ask YOU! And you ask THEM!! And they ask YOU!!!! So that it's a great big patty-cake of QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!!!
Step 4: Repeat ad infinitum until we break the motherfucking internet

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dont mind me, im just here to make kiva mad

[databoner]

he

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it

Re: dont mind me, im just here to make kiva mad

[ironbuttmonkey]

JEAN IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[beenwaitinglong]

Hey now, there's nothing wrong with enjoying your favorite food to a kind of freaky degree.

[beenwaitinglong]

oh man that's not the one where he's got coffee pouring on him like something out of Flashdance, I wonder where I put that one. B|

[databoner]

thanks for the sexy godot picture tho

[beenwaitinglong]

boy do I have more where that came from

stupid sexy Godot. >(

He was hot before he had the toaster on, too, so that's TWO huge folders of hot fanart. ._.

[databoner]

I used to have a whole collection of Ace Attorney fanart. Somewhere... somewhere... There was a piece with Toaster Godot and Not-Toaster Godot and then that cowboy from the end of the first game?? I don't even know.

[beenwaitinglong]

ugh, Jake Marshall. I adore Jake. If I didn't play Godot I'd play Jake.

so many hot guys.

[databoner]

JAKE that was it. Damn. You should play Jake too. You can totally do that. One from each AA game.

[beenwaitinglong]

I WOULD but Jake and Godot are basically the same character. :| Like, Jake was even designed to be a parallel character to Godot (1-5 was a bonus case added to the DS release. The characters are all supposed to be parallel to others. Ema = Maya and Lana = Mia and so on.)

[databoner]

Oh, really? I knew the Ema/Maya and Lana/Mia thing, but I never put together Jake and Godot, even though it makes sense considering hsi connection to Mia and Jake's to Lana...

[beenwaitinglong]

YEP. Apparently that's the reason they made Jake a cowboy, because otherwise he was too much like Diego.

why do I know these things

[databoner]

BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR CANON that's a good thing