tl;dr meme

[glassinine]

Vilkommen, Herren und Damen, to the...



~TL;DR MEME~

Fucking magnets, how does this work?
Step 1: Post a list of your characters.
Step 2: Sit and twirl your moustaches until other people post their characters, then go and ask them questions about their folks. It can be anything, from "So how deep DO Tony Stark's daddy issues run?" (Answer: "they swim amongst giant squid and anglerfish and the trench the kaiju came out of") to "Tell me your least favorite thing about the DC canon" (Answer: "Holy shit are there some cockmongling dingleberries running that company").
Step 3: Other people will ask YOU questions. You go and answer those questions, and be polite - ask THEM a question in return after you're done answering it! (So, it's not just "Nick Burkhardt decided to become a cop when he heard about police brutality and wanted to get in on that" but also you follow up with "What magnificent auroch did Loki hunt to get those beautiful horns?") Then when THEY answer their question, they'll ask YOU a question! ("They came from being cuckolded in Shakespearean times. What are Nick Burkhardt's favorite sunglasses?") And the you ask THEM A QUESTION AGAIN! And they ask YOU! And you ask THEM!! And they ask YOU!!!! So that it's a great big patty-cake of QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!!!
Step 4: Repeat ad infinitum until we break the motherfucking internet

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Comments

Hope's characters

[glassinine]

I only have Miles Tiffany Edgeworth (glassinine)

[alofts]

What has being a prosecutor here done to Miles's views on the legal system and his own optimism that justice will out?

Kat plays jerks

[alofts]

Levi McGiantspoiler and Miranda Lawson

[glassinine]

Hey girl

Tell me about Miranda's self-esteem. What aspects of herself is she rightly proud of? What about herself is she embarrassed about? What about herself is she ridiculously, undeservedly arrogant about? Is she happy with who she is?

Leah

[fingerbang]

Gently phonetags with the solo asshole

[glassinine]

Tell me about Lust's relationship with Father. Does she have real emotional attachment to him? Is it unthinking loyalty? Does she ever critically examine the circumstances that brought her into the world?

kiva

[ironbuttmonkey]

and a battle obsessed monkey named sanageyama

[glassinine]

Tell me about Sanageyama's family and his attitude towards his family!

Veronica's single loser

[selfimage]

Just Loki. I'm a little tied up in turtleville for the holiday weekend but I'll be back tomorrow.

[glassinine]

Hey girl

So tell me about Loki's attitude towards humanity. What does he think of the mere mortals?

Pana

[hostage]

Jesse Pinkman all by himself.

[hoboagogo]

how often do people make puns and/or fun of his last name.

djakl BUT REALLY, tell me about Jesse and the job he was given in Heropa at the youth center. Does he enjoy it? Is he any good at it? did he quit it and i missed the memo?

Basically, aside from meth cooking, what's his job situation like, and is it fulfilling at all to him? (Or is meth cooking fulfilling to him other than the dolladolla bills?)

sara's fellows

[slightlyoffchilt]

(Doctor) Frederick Chilton and Eddie Nygma!

[liverletdie]

Talk to me about Chilton's interior decorating process

King

[glowsferatu]

just have kanaya maryam glowsferatu
but i really need to finish an app tonight

[hoboagogo]

More than anything else, what's the most important thing to Kanaya? In an ideal situation, what does she want to happen? Be able to go home, have a normal life here, etc etc- And is she taking action towards that, or given up and is dealing with situations as they come?

Does the fact that she's a carry-over from The City majorly impact any of it?

Susan

[hoboagogo]

Just playing Junkie von Hobohat from Shiny Magical Tennis: Purseowning Trees [festivus]

[databoner]

shinji isn't a hobo anymore he doesn't have to dress like one anymore, why doesn't he change styles????

Okay but no really. I'm pretty canon blind, so I know what happens to Shinji but how is he coping with it? Or is he totally chill with it?

sarah

[acclimatized]

with jawn watson.

[shutterbugged]

Where does John get those sweaters, and has he ever considered learning to knit? I'm sorry I've just always wondered about those sweaters.

[shutterbugged]

Piderman checking in old meme is old

[glassinine]

What are Piderman's favorite movies, books, and bands?

Lamar's character

[unbrkableteen]

Just the lone one - Eiko Magami (unbrkableteen)

[ironbuttmonkey]

How does Eiko feel about being a superhero?

Doku

[sanguineseams]

let me talk at you about senketsu the clothes sanguineseams

[hoboagogo]

Okay I'm canonblind as hell

How does he feel about being sentient clothing. is that an issue at all? Is it normal for him? TELL ME ALL ABOUT THE TALKING CLOTHES. IDGI.

[dragony]

sets this here while I stare down this pile of llamas

just ruka!!

[liverletdie]

Talk to me about ruka and parental figures olesia :')

Jill

[liverletdie]

This is Jill here with Tony, Mitchell, Shade, Ozzie, and Kaidan

Come at me, i love tl;dr

[blondtactician]

Kaidan, are the steak sandwiches of 2014 up to par?

Liam

[blondtactician]

Armin here. You can also ask question about Haru (fishhumanalien), though he hasn't made his debut yet!

[liverletdie]

What things does Armin really like to read about and/or study? What information is important to him, and why?

Devi

[mercyisweakness]

With just Crematia here.

[hoboagogo]

What are Crematia's major goals and why? Also, what does she struggle with most in a human-oriented society?

Jean

[databoner]

With Houka "shitnerd" Inumuta.

[hoboagogo]

how was prison for him

So, what are Inumuta's plans with all the data he collects on people? Is he just holding it out of habit, or for something familiar? Does he have any SEKRIT PLANS??

And in regards to his position in game, what are his biggest fears?

Eddie

[kirisutegomen]

Just Blackquill right now (unless you really want to ask about Kira ha ha in which case go ahead)

[beenwaitinglong]

How does Blackquill pass the time in prison? Does he spend it all studying law, or does he knit little clothes for Taka or some such?

Jesse

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Just Jacob Taylor here!

[hoboagogo]

Tell me about Jacobs goals, plans, and dreams in game!

Also, how does he kill time in Florida?

Batty's kitty

[earnedmystripes]

Here with this Tiger derp, aka Kotetsu T. Kaburagi from Tiger and Bunny.

[hoboagogo]

So, why the thing with Tigers? (hi i'm canonblind.) Is it just because of his codename? Or is there some deeper meaning?

Glass

[notdaredevil]

Matt Murdock | notdaredevil
Flash Thompson | symbionic
Noh-Varr | transuniversal

Re: Glass

[unbrkableteen]

Flash, what's it like dealing with the symbiote? Is it like a bad roommate you can't evict? Does it show up at inopportune times?

Juu

[bullysandwicher]

No1 (Noi), from Dorohedoro
Kaworu Nagisa (Tabris), from Neon Genesis Evangelion anime

[fantasykiller]

How different would Noi be if she was raised in a less devil filled environment?

Tony

[nestingdevil]

Rock it like a hurricane.

Re: Tony

[unbrkableteen]

Ever had too much of a good thing? Come close?

GG

[beenwaitinglong]

Godot "The Artist Formerly Known As Diego Armando" beenwaitinglong

Trucy "Mildly A Con Artist" Wright everylittlething

Yomiel "Don't Ask Why I Look Like That Other Guy vengefulshades

[ironbuttmonkey]

you're trucy and godot i had no idea

so im canonblind so WHY IS GODOT SO INTO COFFEE

LIKE DAMN