TFLN: MoM Edition

[shittywizard]

y'all know how this works

Comments

[fehus]

you're a piss elephant

[quickfingers]

ur a piss whale

[fehus]

your' a piss hasmter

[quickfingers]

and you are piss drunk.

What party did I miss out on here?

[fehus]

after concert poot w/ perspephone

[quickfingers]

a poot, huh

[fehus]

**POOTY

[fehus]

**paryty

[quickfingers]

a poot. a pooty. a paryty

I'm still waiting. you'll get the letters in the right order one day

[fehus]

thank you i will i do beleieve in me

[fehus]

are you pooting why dont' you ever pick up

[quickfingers]

It's more fun to deny your calls like some twisted rhythm game.

[quickfingers]

Why do keep calling when we're texting?

[fehus]

cuz i'm tyring to call you!

[quickfingers]

[He picks up!





And hangs up.]

[fehus]

[talks for 10 minutes to No One]

[fehus]

[eventually;]

you hung pup on me!

[quickfingers]

Yeah but I tried to call you back but it was busy.

[fehus]

i wsa talking to you

[quickfingers]

Yeahhhhh, I heard none of that.

Try again?

[fehus]

i need a ride

[quickfingers]

I thought you were gonna call me, what a waste of helium


you need a ride?

[fehus]

usually i ride alex but she got too drink too

[quickfingers]

so you're asking to ride me?

[fehus]

wouldn't my neck snap