TFLN: MoM Edition

[shittywizard]

y'all know how this works

Comments

[fehus]

frankly it was a little embarrassing yeah.

alex and i go on a lot of dates in the woods? we'd save you from men in masks with chainsaws. probably. archie'd be sad.

[bragnificent]

think I have to end things now
damn this is awkward

I can save myself from men in masks with chainsaws thanks
Im just saying have any of u hillbillies ever heard of movie theatres

[fehus]

you'll find someone who won't wax poetic about your spider legs one day dude.

we're from boston, you guys are the hillbillies from the sticks? we've been on some movie dates. they're okay. it seems weird to pay money to not watch a movie though.

[bragnificent]

sounds fake but ok

I mean no ones STOPPING u from watching it, either
but what ur really paying for is the whole experience
what do u even do in the woods

[fehus]

no offense i don't want to spend 2 hours hearing you and archie make out while this universe's version of morgan freeman tries to get me invested in the plot.

hike. have picnics. swim. climb. forage. talk. make out.

[bragnificent]

ok well 1st of all no one should be seeing a morgan freeman movie on a date in the first place
thats fucking gross
2nd of all
what about handjobs then would that be less disruptive to ur immersive experience
3rd of all offense taken

try not to stumble over any dead bodies

[fehus]

at no point during a double date are handjobs appropriate offense fully meant this time

we're the dead bodies, it's fine. can you stop it from being a romantic dinner?

[bragnificent]

well no ones asking u to participate
hell u probably wouldnt even notice
just watch the movie

whats wrong with dinner

[fehus]

we're not going to see any movies with you guys.

**Romantic dinner. it'd be weird.

[bragnificent]

ur loss
u might learn a thing or two

why? whats even the difference

[fehus]

this is one of those times where i'm pretty sure it's you being weird and not me. anyway thanks for the offer but i don't want to watch my friend get jerked off in a movie not starring morgan freeman.

i don't know. candles? Atmosphere? i'm not sure what archie thinks a date is.

[bragnificent]

😂😂😂🤣 dude
what do u even think my life is like that it wouldnt even occur to u for 1 second that I might be kidding
now I feel like I shouldve gone for broke and said blowjob

uhh idk
tell u the truth that doesnt really sound like a double date thing to me
that sounds more like an orgys about to go down

[fehus]

dude i met you through your wild parties where everyone was making out with everyone?

also you just said the thing you just said about orgies

i can't be blamed for thinking you're probably an exhibitionist really

[bragnificent]

making out sure, but dicks still stayed in peoples pants
I mean at least anywhere there were other people around too
mostly

well I havent been in an orgy. I just watch a lot of porn.
I was making a guess bcuz I'm pretty sure people dont do intimate things on double dates
u know... unless theyre gonna turn into orgies

[fehus]

fair.

let's save the orgy for the second double date.

[bragnificent]

I mean I'll ask but
u know... cant make any promises

tho obviously, still not in the woods

[fehus]

scared of poison ivy on your ass?

[bragnificent]

idk if scared is the word I'd use
but yeah I feel like comfort would probably be an issue here

[fehus]

fine. you can pick the orgy location. there are a lot of acorns on the ground.

[bragnificent]

well if u like the outdoors that much I know a spot by the football field that could probably work
just flat grass u know

[fehus]

seems a little exposed for a first time orgy.

[bragnificent]

ok then
motel room it is

[fehus]

cliche, and probably seedy? pass on that one.

[bragnificent]

well then I'm out of ideas
but sometimes cliche is cliche for a reason I mean, not all motels are seedy