FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

KYLO REN

[photophobic]

lol go on you know you want to

[(Anonymous)]

exchange friendship bracelets with iris
if u say something mean u get an electric shock up ur ass

[photophobic]

Wouldn't that require Iris to possess a 'friendship bracelet' to give to me?

[(Anonymous)]

NOPE MAKE BOTH OF THEM AND SHARE

[photophobic]

Done.

Re: KYLO REN

[(Anonymous)]

pick three people here
write them a haiku okay
something like this one

[photophobic]

weak minded anon
it takes more to wound my pride
a feeble attempt

[(Anonymous)]

just write the haikus
justify it how you want
i don't really care

[photophobic]

haiku holds no fear
i wield these words as my blade
your challenge is met

i. ii. iii.

[fauxmarth]

You, there! Kylo Ren!

[yeah, you! she's pointing at you! looking very stern and official and everything!]

I've come at Anon's behest to challenge you to a duel of words!

[photophobic]

[ He turns, slow, a smile that is definitely more of a smirk than anything else spreading across his face. ]

Then bring your sharpest sword.
I am prepared.

[fauxmarth]

Very well. I'll begin.

[pause for breath (and effect), eyes closed........

then, FINGER POINT, DRAMATIC:] You've got...! Poor taste in sea life!!!

[photophobic]

[ He stares, unmoved. ]

If that really is the best you have, this battle will be over all too quickly.
And there is nothing wrong with liking eels.

[fauxmarth]

...,....

[SWEATS.]

We-well...You...ah... [UHHHHH-- oh! HA!] You've got no leg to stand on! Metaphorically speaking! As you've delivered no blow yourself!!!

[kanyounot]

All right, come at me.

[ He gestures at himself. ]

[photophobic]

Why.

[kanyounot]

Because someone told me to do this, that's the point of this exercise isn't it?

[photophobic]

Nobody told me to indulge you.

1/2

[killtime]

Well.

2/2

[killtime]

[ climbs up on a stool ]





[ AND UNCEREMONIOUSLY SMASHES A BUCKET OF HALLOWEEN CANDY OVER HIS HEAD ZERO REGRETS YOLO ]

[photophobic]

[ ......WHAT
W H A T

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT JUST HAPPENED 

KYLO_REN.EXE HAS ENCOUNTERED AN ERROR AND MUST CLOSE ]

[flightforfreedom]

[ Fuck. Fuck, shit, fuck fuck fuck shit. DEEP FUCKING BREATH, POE.

Standing defiantly like he's about to ask a giant to a duel. ]

Kylo Ren.

[photophobic]

[ Kylo Ren turns. Slowly. Like he is a giant about to be asked to a duel. He stares. Says nothing. ]

[flightforfreedom]

[ Great? Great. Fantastic. Poe wants to just - squirm out of his own skin and escape now, thanks.

He can't even go the cheek or forehead kiss with this one, because that somehow feels worse, and since he hasn't got to Ronan yet he hasn't figured out his other work around, so -

Wait, shit, Kylo is way taller than him. ]

... You're going to have to bend down a bit.

[photophobic]

[ The corner of Kylo's mouth twitches in vague amusement.

Yes, he knows why you're here.
And no. He's not going to make it easy for you.

He stalks closer. Looms. ]

I don't bend.